Kill Tony

Set: Sam works as executive director of a nursing home during coronavirus. He does magic tricks for dementia patients, discusses how his Instagram now looks like he follows babies, and makes a joke about wanting to be a truck driver to masturbate.

Interview: Sam is from the South Shore near Boston, recently did his first open mic in Cambridge at the Middle East, and has a child coming in September. He previously worked as an assistant engineer for Aerosmith.

Set: Sara jokes about being a redhead and the 'do the curtains match the drapes' question. She discusses being hit on by Black men, rearranges 'gingers' to spell a racial slur, and makes a joke about a mortician with red hair.

Interview: Sara is a pest control technician from Charlotte, North Carolina. She's happily divorced after two years of marriage and recently bought her house. Her cat was awarded a golden ticket for appearing in her video.

Set: David discusses Easter celebrations, coloring his deck, eating edibles, Easter traditions with dildos and booty holes, and walking for exercise while losing weight.

Interview: David has been working out and walking miles daily, focusing on being healthy rather than weight loss. He discussed his daughter hating his cologne, his conservative political views, and recent stress about potentially spreading coronavirus.

Set: Omar is from Morocco and has been in self-isolation for 6-7 years. He jokes about Inception-style isolation within isolation, being a civil engineering teacher in Morocco, and watching Taxi Driver.

Interview: Omar teaches civil engineering in Morocco and records lessons for students. He's a Lakers fan despite living 15 minutes from Staples, watches movies like Taxi Driver, and discussed the coronavirus situation in Morocco.

Set: Matt jokes about notorious murders having three names, including Hillary Clinton. He discusses a blind date with a mortician, makes a coffin/drapes joke, and jokes about starting a fondue restaurant called 'Dip Shits'.

Interview: Matt works at Trader Joe's for two years. He's straightedge, doesn't smoke marijuana, wears a bandana due to face mask requirements, and has worked there without major incidents.

Set: William discusses DJing a homeschool prom, downloading a white noise app that was just the Seinfeld theme, learning he's not allergic to cats depending on how they're cooked, and jokes about waiting for Madea movies.

Interview: William has been watching Harrison Ford movies and spending time in Morocco. He discussed the Seinfeld white noise joke, his new eye makeup, and watching various Harrison Ford films.

Set: Kevin discusses dating a 20-year-old cam girl and the difficulty of not criticizing her generation. He makes jokes about her friends tipping on her streams and them remarking that his dick is smaller.

Interview: Kevin is an actor on CBS's 'Why Women Kill' and hosts the 'Major Waves' podcast. He's been working out, hiking, riding motorcycles, and living a single lifestyle. He has 110K Instagram followers with heavily hashtagged posts.

Set: Stacy does impressions of the last time she had sex and the last time she had a doubt. She's been writing during quarantine and working on impression material.

Interview: Stacy works in a cabling company, is sexually active during quarantine, has had an STD-related injury (blue waffle), and uses dating apps despite social distancing. She has three cats and two dogs.

Set: Michael does political jokes about Joe Biden's mental state, his wife Jill, and makes jokes about healthcare and campaign slogans as 'alphabet soup'.

Interview: Michael has been inside for 32 days and has been doing YouTube research. He draws artwork, has an extensive merchandise website with bath mats, shower curtains, and cat-themed items. He auctions custom bikes and has a professional voice-over artist.

Set: Michael discusses being raised Catholic and questioning the Bible. He jokes about the strangeness of Catholicism, the Bible being written by people who overheard stories and misunderstood exaggeration, and the 40 days/40 nights story.

Interview: Michael is originally from Cincinnati, went to Arizona State University, and recently moved to LA. He co-hosts 'This Week Sucks Tonight' podcast with Anwar Newton and performs monthly at the Comedy Store.

Set: Chroma Chris (lead guitarist) performs first stand-up set. He jokes about his pot dealer selling pans, a Jewish friend named Jesus Christ, Hitler on a juice cleanse, Corona at the circus, and Columbine being an inside job.

Interview: Chroma Chris is the lead guitarist of the Kill Tony band making his first stand-up appearance. He puts his name in the bucket every week and was excited to finally get called on.