Kill Tony
Lineup
Set: Set about moving to LA in January for Kill Tony, working as a server at Cheesecake Factory, and his experiences during early COVID-19.
Interview: Discussed his move from Jersey and Florida to LA, his Cheesecake Factory job, drinking habits, and his rap career since 2008.
- Guest at restaurant orders 'Corona virus' drink as joke during COVID.
- Moving to LA from Jersey and Florida during coronavirus outbreak.
- Performed a rap during his interview segment.
Set: Controversial set airing family trauma including sexual abuse allegations, satanism references, and attacks on family members.
Interview: Discussed his Egyptian heritage, acting work on reality TV, his dog, and his views on satanism and family crimes.
- Describes walking in on mother masturbating at age five.
- Tony and panel repeatedly struggled with Josh's heavy subject matter about family sexual abuse.
- Josh brought gifts of cannabis edibles and brownies for the podcast hosts.
Set: Absurdist set covering false memories of being in Waco cult, ABC Family editing, Extreme Home Makeover, and COVID lockdown jokes.
Interview: Discussed getting married next week in Tampa, his puzzle hobby, and milk preferences with the douchebag panel members.
- Absurdist claims about being in Waco cult and ABC Family edit of Eyes Wide Shut.
- Claims he's jerked off 7,000 times during week six of quarantine.
- William played a song after each news story from his former anchor days, creating absurdist bits.
- Discussion of his upcoming wedding in Tampa/Ponte Vedra Beach.
Set: Set about misuse of quotes regarding beauty and inner beauty, personal scoliosis diagnosis, and pornography subcategories.
Interview: Discussed living in Stillwater Oklahoma while wife pursues doctorate, software development work, and quarantine movie arguments.
- Beauty quote debunked: no porn category for 'good hearted people' exists.
- Scoliosis diagnosis made mother's 'beauty is inside' speech ironic.
- Wes admitted he had an out-of-body experience watching himself bomb.
- Revealed his minimal apartment with nothing on walls, later admitted it was staged set.
Set: Set about COVID weight gain, healthcare workers, home schooling, and Miami beach culture observations.
Interview: Discussed Fall River Massachusetts, local politics, music instruments, quarantine survival, and his dog Miles.
- Gained 30 pounds in a month during quarantine.
- Balcony banging for healthcare workers confused with neighbor on dirt bike.
- Joe showed off his JFK bust and had various instruments around his den setup.
- Joe discussed his side hustle betting on my bookie with promo code.
Set: Absurdist set about booty hops, mayonnaise jars, stealing rotisserie chickens from grocery stores, and elaborate bodily humor.
Interview: Discussed his booty hole jar, quarantine cooking methods, and exercise habits with the douchebag panel.
- Morning routine involves 420 booty hops in self-dug backyard holes.
- Steals frozen pizzas from grocery store by hiding between thighs.
- David Lucas is a established regular known for extreme bodily humor and absurdist comedy.
Set: Set about underdeveloped frontal lobe in 20s, Chuckie Cheese ball pits, and gynecology clinic visit during COVID.
Interview: Discussed being 21, studying acting in Clarksville Tennessee, delivery driver work, recent breakup, and bisexual identity.
- Would still go to Chuckie Cheese despite being 21, might put ball in mouth.
- Prayer in gynecology clinic hoping diagnosis is just chlamydia, not worse.
- Adelicia revealed her ex-girlfriend left her two months ago and took the dog.
- She's progressively regressing into a 13-year-old scene kid during quarantine, now wearing a beanie constantly.
Set: Set about looking like a teacher his classmates wanted to have sex with, Instagram observations, and realization about his sexuality.
Interview: Discussed culinary school in Mexico City, quarantine with his mom, and showed paintings including Mike Tyson from memory.
- Classmates wanted him to have sex with their teacher because of appearance.
- Realized he's gay after seeing Instagram girl 'Bacon holding a bun.'
- Andres performed a short song about Kill Tony and Corona for the podcast.
- Showed paintings he created including Mike Tyson from memory on small canvases.
Set: Set and reading excerpts from Second City's 60th anniversary book discussing his 10-year tenure and diversity issues.
Interview: Discussed his Second City work, selling a bike chain for $800, and reading from his memoir contributions.
- Improv is something wonderful right now, not tomorrow.
- Michael read passages from Second City's 60th anniversary book he contributed to.
- Auctioning his bike chain for $800, with model Mariah Drew Carey helping.
- Tony threw a paper airplane during Michael's slow-paced speaking performance.
Set: Set about walking in on mother masturbating at age five, asking to learn guitar, and stinky fingers.
Interview: Discussed attending Kill Tony shows in January, model airplanes, and recent threesome experience.
- Five-year-old walks in on mother masturbating, thinks it's guitar playing.
- Jay revealed he's had a threesome (two guys, one girl) despite initial sexual inexperience.
- Jay had some audio/video connection issues during his interview segment.