Kill Tony

Set: Chris jokes about his name, looking like a Fortnite player, being bullied, and buying weed from a 15-year-old coworker at a pizza place while his successful family members look on.

Interview: Chris discusses growing up in an orphanage in Mexico, moving to Kansas, working at pizza shops, getting kicked out of Christian school for talking about weed, and his living situation.

Set: Jimmy discusses bad online dating luck, moving to LA, taking an online Entourage course, and finding decaf coffee helps his quarantine mood.

Interview: Jimmy reveals he spent quarantine in his parents' Missouri basement writing a TV show called 'Life as a Trip' which he produced himself with his phone and iPad.

Set: William runs for County Alderman with absurd policies banning Tokyo Drifting, protecting subdivisions from Indian burial grounds, making pull toys safer, and removing scary Lion King scenes from schools.

Interview: William discusses his Davidson County alderman campaign from LA, his open belly wound, his security head Orin, and his humorous takes on Twilight Zone and binoculars at sporting goods stores.

Set: Julien discusses daddy issues, finding escort photos of a girl he slept with raw, discovering his dad's former secretary was also in those photos, creating potential 'dick triangle' scenarios.

Interview: Julien is from Hannover, Germany, studies English in Israel, makes experimental electronic music, and this was roughly his first time doing stand-up comedy.

Set: Thea jokes about strong immune system avoiding flu shots, quarantine horniness, posting bare butt to Twitter with dad following her, and comparing stimulus checks to hooker earnings.

Interview: Thea works in fine art shipping in Toronto, has been doing stand-up about a year, drew impressive sketches of the Kill Tony band during interview.

Set: David discusses testing new sex moves on ugly girls first, comparing black suburban experience to tiger in captivity, and making jokes about wreckage and police.

Interview: David has been working out heavily (200 push-ups and crunches daily), lost significant weight, discusses watching Last Dance and Game of Thrones during quarantine, mentions his kids.

Set: Connor jokes about diarrhea and big spoon position, ran out of toilet paper and used Colgate, mom slept with Air Force pilot who flew stealth bomber, deaf Uber driver, and racial commonalities.

Interview: Connor is from Denton Texas, in a band called Genius Christ, been doing stand-up a year, previously appeared on Kill Tony when band was performing in Fort Worth.

Set: Shelby discusses women being empowered but not wanting responsibilities, tired of being empowered, having many mentally unstable nerdy white boyfriends, comparing them to Comic-Con attendance.

Interview: Shelby is from Phoenix, been doing stand-up two years (took break from five-year run), works building websites and as a psychic, was laid off during quarantine, watches 90 Day Fiance.

Set: Michael performs nursery rhyme parodies in injured Dice Clay character including references to Mary and lamb with downs, Mother Hubbard's pills, and Jack Horner unable to leave due to leg disability.

Interview: Michael discusses healing energy controversy, getting into confrontation about smoking on balcony, posting Instagram while in wheelchair with mask/gloves, got into conflict with man who called him slur.

Set: Joshua jokes about fake British Tinder profile, 5G transmitting cancer/Twitter, living in Japan married with kids and liking it raw, bidets, pooper blaster, French names.

Interview: Joshua from Dayton Ohio moved there from Virginia, father was military contractor in Japan, lived there ten years, married Japanese woman with three kids (Paul, James, Silas), works as software engineer.