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Kill Tony

📅 May 4, 2020 📍 Los Angeles, CA Better Box TV 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 2 regulars

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Lineup

1

Blind Andy

Set: Andy discusses his parents' failed marriages and his father's lack of genuine interest in his life, contrasting parental apathy with adult realization.

Interview: Andy discussed his blindness (retinitis pigmentosa diagnosed at age 7), his four children, and living in South Carolina after moving from California for his wife's work.

Bits:
  • Father asking generic birthday questions instead of quality parenting.
  • Mother's third marriage to man with bad hips who can't leave.
Moments:
  • Discussion of legally blind status and peripheral vision limitations.
2

Reuben Aitken-Till

Set: Reuben discusses working as a delivery driver during quarantine and earning hero status without tips, comparing himself to Theo Von and commenting on social distancing dating.

Interview: Reuben discussed moving from Australia to London for a delivery job, his recent discovery of eye-crossing ability, and his struggles with open mic comedy.

Bits:
  • Delivery driver has more hero status than police during pandemic.
  • Looks like Theo Von if he didn't get coronavirus.
Moments:
  • Live demonstration of eye-crossing ability during interview.
3

William Montgomery

Regular

Set: William discusses the Trail of Tears, Roderick Howard, and his personal habits including leaving pubic hair in public restrooms.

Interview: William discussed his recent weight gain, chafing issues from walking, and his activities with his friend Orin including Kmart aquarium visits and park gang activities.

Bits:
  • Trail of Tears joke about Indian children asking if they're there yet.
  • Leaves pubic hair on toilet seats in public restrooms.
Moments:
  • Full body view showing various skin growths and physical characteristics discussed.
  • Discussion of relationship between William and Orin, implied romantic undertones.
4

Anthony Wright

Set: Anthony performs about sexual endurance during pickup positions and reimagines Tickle-Me-Elmo as 'Stroke Me Monster' as a childhood toy alternative.

Interview: Anthony discussed his five years of stand-up experience in Baltimore, his medical coding career, and his wife whom he met when starting comedy.

Bits:
  • Sexual position requiring strength: exhausted after two minutes asking to be put down.
  • Parents couldn't afford Tickle-Me-Elmo so got 'Stroke Me Monster' instead.
Moments:
  • Tony compliments Anthony's well-disguised jokes and five years of experience.
5

Victoria Thompson

Set: Victoria performs about abortion regrets, her broken vibrator, depressed vagina with suicidal tampon, and moving to Texas for tornadoes.

Interview: Victoria discussed living alone in Raleigh, NC, masturbation during quarantine, pornography preferences, and her previous work experience including traffic control.

Bits:
  • Vibrator no longer works, asked what's the point during use.
  • Tampon tied in noose with suicide note on maxi pad.
  • Moving to Texas because tornadoes are right up her alley.
Moments:
  • Extended discussion and examination of Victoria's large dildo.
  • Victoria's third appearance on show, showing improvement in joke quality.
6

David Lucas

Regular

Set: David Lucas is a regular who brought his five-year-old daughter to perform a joke about why a cow laid on the ground. No traditional stand-up set performed.

Interview: David discussed his daughter's appearance on the show and her joke performance, with technical difficulties interrupting the interview.

Bits:
  • Five-year-old's joke: cow lay on ground because it died of hunger.
Moments:
  • First time a five-year-old performed a joke on Kill Tony.
  • Technical difficulties with David's audio/internet connection throughout interview.
7

Jonathan Lewis

Set: Jonathan discusses producing videos of quarantine sex called 'Frosted Porn Flakes' with professional production value from his New York apartment.

Interview: Jonathan discussed moving to Brooklyn from South Carolina, his theatre directing background, Tinder bio with explicit content, and various kinky experiences.

Bits:
  • Started producing sex videos called Frosted Porn Flakes during quarantine.
Moments:
  • Professional video production quality with theatrical setting and ghost effects.
  • Discussion of explicit Tinder bio mentioning spitting in mouth at MoMA.
  • Story about blood ritual with girl at haunted cemetery in South Carolina.
8

Griff Kohout

Set: Griff performs about technology takeover, streaming services replacing traditional entertainment, and PC culture changes compared to the pre-digital era.

Interview: Griff discussed living in Venice Beach, his street justice bicycle camera work, his brother's fighting abilities, and art activism during quarantine.

Bits:
  • Technology changed entertainment from bars to dating apps full of awkward people.
  • PC culture and cameras replaced old comedy days of freedom.
  • Streaming is nice long piss compared to old-school television.
Moments:
  • Video shown of Griff on bicycle enforcing Venice Beach street justice against aggressive driver.
  • Discussion of Griff's brother's legendary fighting ability and 2-1-4-0 undefeated record.
  • Story about brother beating seven men with dog chain in Youngstown.
9

Michael Lehrer

Set: Michael pitches a Curb Your Enthusiasm style pornography series called 'Cool Your Jets' featuring him as a disabled, angry character with full penetration scenes.

Interview: Michael discussed his appearance on America's Got Talent, his valedictorian status from Central Wyoming College, and his plans to create disability-focused adult content.

Bits:
  • Pitches pornography series mimicking Curb Your Enthusiasm with disabled protagonist.
  • Scene: arguing with medical supply clerk about galoshes for wheelchair wheels.
Moments:
  • Michael discusses upcoming America's Got Talent appearance and need to remove profanity.
  • Plea for Central Wyoming College to recognize him as alumni despite valedictorian status.
10

Manolo

Set: Manolo performs about being stuck in Tijuana during quarantine, childhood memories of forced border crossings, and getting kicked out of a funeral wearing Kobe Bryant jersey.

Interview: Manolo discussed owning houses in both San Diego and Tijuana, inherited property from deceased father, and engaged in discussions about sex work and masturbation devices.

Bits:
  • Father forced border crossings that made him cry as child.
  • Got kicked out of funeral for wearing baseball cap and Kobe jersey.
Moments:
  • Tony proposes having Manolo hire a Mexican sex worker to perform jokes on the show.
  • Manolo shares drawing he created of the panel, described as crude.
  • Story about neighbor offering sex during quarantine.