Kill Tony
Lineup
Set: Andy discusses his parents' failed marriages and his father's lack of genuine interest in his life, contrasting parental apathy with adult realization.
Interview: Andy discussed his blindness (retinitis pigmentosa diagnosed at age 7), his four children, and living in South Carolina after moving from California for his wife's work.
- Father asking generic birthday questions instead of quality parenting.
- Mother's third marriage to man with bad hips who can't leave.
- Discussion of legally blind status and peripheral vision limitations.
Set: Reuben discusses working as a delivery driver during quarantine and earning hero status without tips, comparing himself to Theo Von and commenting on social distancing dating.
Interview: Reuben discussed moving from Australia to London for a delivery job, his recent discovery of eye-crossing ability, and his struggles with open mic comedy.
- Delivery driver has more hero status than police during pandemic.
- Looks like Theo Von if he didn't get coronavirus.
- Live demonstration of eye-crossing ability during interview.
Set: William discusses the Trail of Tears, Roderick Howard, and his personal habits including leaving pubic hair in public restrooms.
Interview: William discussed his recent weight gain, chafing issues from walking, and his activities with his friend Orin including Kmart aquarium visits and park gang activities.
- Trail of Tears joke about Indian children asking if they're there yet.
- Leaves pubic hair on toilet seats in public restrooms.
- Full body view showing various skin growths and physical characteristics discussed.
- Discussion of relationship between William and Orin, implied romantic undertones.
Set: Anthony performs about sexual endurance during pickup positions and reimagines Tickle-Me-Elmo as 'Stroke Me Monster' as a childhood toy alternative.
Interview: Anthony discussed his five years of stand-up experience in Baltimore, his medical coding career, and his wife whom he met when starting comedy.
- Sexual position requiring strength: exhausted after two minutes asking to be put down.
- Parents couldn't afford Tickle-Me-Elmo so got 'Stroke Me Monster' instead.
- Tony compliments Anthony's well-disguised jokes and five years of experience.
Set: Victoria performs about abortion regrets, her broken vibrator, depressed vagina with suicidal tampon, and moving to Texas for tornadoes.
Interview: Victoria discussed living alone in Raleigh, NC, masturbation during quarantine, pornography preferences, and her previous work experience including traffic control.
- Vibrator no longer works, asked what's the point during use.
- Tampon tied in noose with suicide note on maxi pad.
- Moving to Texas because tornadoes are right up her alley.
- Extended discussion and examination of Victoria's large dildo.
- Victoria's third appearance on show, showing improvement in joke quality.
Set: David Lucas is a regular who brought his five-year-old daughter to perform a joke about why a cow laid on the ground. No traditional stand-up set performed.
Interview: David discussed his daughter's appearance on the show and her joke performance, with technical difficulties interrupting the interview.
- Five-year-old's joke: cow lay on ground because it died of hunger.
- First time a five-year-old performed a joke on Kill Tony.
- Technical difficulties with David's audio/internet connection throughout interview.
Set: Jonathan discusses producing videos of quarantine sex called 'Frosted Porn Flakes' with professional production value from his New York apartment.
Interview: Jonathan discussed moving to Brooklyn from South Carolina, his theatre directing background, Tinder bio with explicit content, and various kinky experiences.
- Started producing sex videos called Frosted Porn Flakes during quarantine.
- Professional video production quality with theatrical setting and ghost effects.
- Discussion of explicit Tinder bio mentioning spitting in mouth at MoMA.
- Story about blood ritual with girl at haunted cemetery in South Carolina.
Set: Griff performs about technology takeover, streaming services replacing traditional entertainment, and PC culture changes compared to the pre-digital era.
Interview: Griff discussed living in Venice Beach, his street justice bicycle camera work, his brother's fighting abilities, and art activism during quarantine.
- Technology changed entertainment from bars to dating apps full of awkward people.
- PC culture and cameras replaced old comedy days of freedom.
- Streaming is nice long piss compared to old-school television.
- Video shown of Griff on bicycle enforcing Venice Beach street justice against aggressive driver.
- Discussion of Griff's brother's legendary fighting ability and 2-1-4-0 undefeated record.
- Story about brother beating seven men with dog chain in Youngstown.
Set: Michael pitches a Curb Your Enthusiasm style pornography series called 'Cool Your Jets' featuring him as a disabled, angry character with full penetration scenes.
Interview: Michael discussed his appearance on America's Got Talent, his valedictorian status from Central Wyoming College, and his plans to create disability-focused adult content.
- Pitches pornography series mimicking Curb Your Enthusiasm with disabled protagonist.
- Scene: arguing with medical supply clerk about galoshes for wheelchair wheels.
- Michael discusses upcoming America's Got Talent appearance and need to remove profanity.
- Plea for Central Wyoming College to recognize him as alumni despite valedictorian status.
Manolo
Set: Manolo performs about being stuck in Tijuana during quarantine, childhood memories of forced border crossings, and getting kicked out of a funeral wearing Kobe Bryant jersey.
Interview: Manolo discussed owning houses in both San Diego and Tijuana, inherited property from deceased father, and engaged in discussions about sex work and masturbation devices.
- Father forced border crossings that made him cry as child.
- Got kicked out of funeral for wearing baseball cap and Kobe jersey.
- Tony proposes having Manolo hire a Mexican sex worker to perform jokes on the show.
- Manolo shares drawing he created of the panel, described as crude.
- Story about neighbor offering sex during quarantine.