Sam
Sam has performed on Kill Tony 1 time. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Sam works as executive director of a nursing home during coronavirus. He does magic tricks for dementia patients, discusses how his Instagram now looks like he follows babies, and makes a joke about wanting to be a truck driver to masturbate.
- Dementia patients can't remember magic tricks, making them perfect audience
- Instagram used to have bikini girls, now all married with kids
- Wanted to be truck driver to get paid to masturbate after puberty