Kill Tony Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Guests: Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Lineup
Set: UFC fighter discusses living with parents while being a professional fighter, sleeping with teddy bear until age 30, and having a tough upbringing despite fighting success.
Interview: Discussed his recent UFC performance bonus, living in parents' basement on Long Island, waiting to move until girlfriend finishes her dietician internship, and his interest in music/rap.
- Lives with parents at 33, professional UFC fighter but doesn't do laundry or dishes
- Slept with teddy bear until age 30, thinks it's normal if nobody knows
- Tony announces Brian is a real UFC fighter who just won a fight
- Brian raps/sings about living with parents
Set: White woman with coronavirus discusses being isolated, having vulnerable immune system from mother's drug use during pregnancy, and jokes about being a bait-and-switch for diversity quotas.
Interview: Discussed having coronavirus from friend who didn't follow quarantine, being prescribed hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin, living in Fort Wayne Indiana with parents, working as newspaper paginator and freelance artist.
- Apologizes for being white, reason colleges now ask for headshots on applications
- Killing people from bed with coronavirus, less effort than expected
- Reveals she has vaginismus, involuntary muscle condition preventing vaginal penetration
- Extended discussion of medical condition and sexual dysfunction
Interview: Regular performer showcasing multiple audition readings for various film/TV roles, all featuring disabled characters. Performed vocal warmups, audition monologues for superhero league show, Highlander sci-fi movie, Price is Right parody, and full Broadway play about disabled McDonald's worker.
- Extended audition performance showcase for multiple TV/film roles
- Full improvisational Broadway play performance about disabled McDonald's worker
Set: One-armed man discusses getting electrocuted on power lines, losing his hand, making dark jokes about his disability, and references to Free Willy and cops.
Interview: Discussed being electrocuted five years ago while working on power lines, spending three months in burn unit, now on worker's compensation and pursuing education in business management.
- Prosthetic arm identifies as BBC, names itself Fisted Tom 5000
- Laughed at cops beating him, heard them discuss how to cut him
- Makes jokes about kids at Sea World to avoid staring at him
- Reveals prosthetic arm worth half million dollars can get stuck
- Mister Sanguis attempts patronizing applause with one-armed gesture
Set: Female construction worker from Windsor Ontario discusses looking like Meg Griffin, marriage without good sex, being in sorority before gaining weight, wearing sports bra while jackhammering, and contractors' weak handshakes.
Interview: Discussed working in construction for two years with jackhammer, being married four years, living in Windsor Ontario south of Detroit, and having done stand-up on stage before.
- White woman apologizes for bait-and-switch on diversity quotas at college
- Looks like Meg Griffin, doesn't have to worry about sex because married
- Husband can't cook mac and cheese, hasn't seen 'white noodles' since frat party
- Tony gives coaching on pacing and slowing down her delivery
Set: Discusses decrease in school shootings, Diary of Anne Frank audiobook, confused about Blair Witch appearing, saw Blues Brothers 2000 without seeing 1999, and Minority Report with Kevin Bacon and Ellen.
Interview: Discussed being back in Memphis at parents' house, lying about location, watching The Matrix for first time, girlfriend supposedly in Nashville, producers directing camera angle.
- Decrease in school shootings recently while listening to Anne Frank audiobook
- Never saw Blues Brothers 1999, only watched 2000 version
- Confused Minority Report with Ice agents searching for Blair Witch in Maryland
- Gets called out for lying about location, producers fact-check him on restaurant
Set: Canadian comedian discusses needing something near mouth, girlfriend screaming his name during sex (hasn't heard it), asking about oral sex on first date, comparing cocaine to comedy, and dark jokes about murder and royals.
Interview: Discussed being carpenter from Calgary Alberta, wingsuit skydiving/BASE jumping from mountains for 10 years, skateboarding, and demonstrated impressive back fart talent.
- Girlfriend screams his name during sex but he hasn't heard it himself
- Comparing cocaine to comedy, can't do just one liners
- Made seizures jokes about losing car, house, children to seizures
- Demonstrates wingsuit BASE jumping skills with video of tree landing
- Performs loud back fart talent on camera, hosts react enthusiastically
Interview: Regular performer discussing bandwidth issues, Netflix streaming, walking four miles daily at Magnolia park in Tujunga (5.8 miles longest walk), relationship status, watching films and documentaries, and his special 'Booty Holes and Dildos'.
- Tony roasts him about looking the same despite walking 5.8 miles
Set: Chicago cancer survivor discusses having uterine cancer, surgical scars admired by doctor with medical students, doctor prescribing her dildo for three to four times a week for masturbation.
Interview: Discussed being from Chicago, working as script transcriber and chocolatier with 'Little Chocolate Tears' company for two months, having had uterine cancer treated with radiation, married eight years.
- Doctor brought medical students to admire her cancer surgical scars
- Doctor prescribed dildo to use three to four times weekly for life
- Plays guitar song about miracles after discussing intimate medical details