Kill Tony
Lineup
Set: Set about having two dads, working from home during quarantine, and sending dick pics instead of work emails. Included jokes about family dynamics and horniness during the pandemic.
Interview: Lucas discussed being a motion graphics animator from Toronto who does stand-up in VR Chat. Talked about his ex-girlfriend, his grandfather's death, and his apartment setup.
- Two dads don't care about you or what you're up to
- Working from home means getting paid to wake up to alarm
- Sent more dick pics than emails during crisis
- Tony compliments production value of submitted video
Fe Colare
Set: Set about working as EMT during coronavirus, comparing it to joining Armed Forces on 9/10/2001. Jokes about avoiding Chinese food and going to Panda Express, Olive Garden instead.
Interview: David discussed being an EMT at Chicago jail, living in two-flat with mother and sister upstairs. Shared stories about prisoners and drew a Kill Tony artwork on request.
- Working EMT during coronavirus like joining Army on 9/10/01
- Avoiding Chinese food by ordering from Panda Express cooked by Mexicans
- David plays a funny song called 'Majestic' on guitar
- Tony commends his musical ability and offers to play drums next show
Set: David was interviewed extensively but no traditional stand-up set shown. Discussed quarantine experience, Madden playing, and missing performing in front of live audiences.
Interview: David discussed traveling from New York to Atlanta to see family during pandemic peak, his parents getting coronavirus, recovering, and his grandfather's death. Extensively discussed missing live performances.
- Became one of greatest Madden players in three weeks
- Coronavirus doesn't affect your ego at all
- Discusses profound emotional impact of losing live audiences
Set: Set about being a redhead and always getting caught, being a stay-at-home dad/unemployed. Jokes about diabetics, his aunt's miscarriage, and porn based on true stories.
Interview: Patrick is a stay-at-home dad for two boys (3 and 8 months) from Indianapolis. His wife is a CNA. Internet connectivity issues during interview.
- Being a redhead makes you most identifiable criminal
- Stay-at-home dad is nice way of saying unemployed
- Tags on clothes should be on outside for fat people
- Tony coaches him to open with the fat joke
Set: William performed while cosplaying as Mrs. Doubtfire. Set included jokes about his book about an eight-legged horse, Power Rangers jokes, and dark humor.
Interview: William appeared sick and wearing Tiger King cosplay (Mrs. Doubtfire). Discussed being in Azerbaijan, new haircut, drinking heavily, and dating someone. Admitted to being lazy about booking.
- Wrote book about eight-legged horse took three years
- William in full Mrs. Doubtfire cosplay costume
- Tony announces William is lazy, losing host duties
Set: Set about God watching everyone simultaneously, x-ray vision, privacy violations, and God having no contract. Observations about theology and surveillance.
Interview: Eva is from Spain, first-time comedian who watches Kill Tony. Lives in countryside with mother and brother, 25 cats and 3 dogs. Speaks German and has worked in Germany and France.
- God watching everyone but also Australia violates privacy
- God has no proper contract unlike others
- Eva performs hula hooping without smiling entire time
- Brother Thomas introduced to show on camera
Set: Set about voice box, changing his voice, DMV experiences, and an older woman in Belize. Story-driven humor with voice modulation.
Interview: Mark has a voice box device and new microphone. Tony immediately offers him a guaranteed spot at Comedy Store when it reopens and passes message to door guy.
- Voice change affects life interactions and credibility
- Tony guarantees Comedy Store spot due to impressive performance
Moose
Set: Set about reality glitching during coronavirus, portion control, chapped lips from chopsticks hitting belly button. Absurdist observational humor performed from truck cab.
Interview: Moose from small town in Alberta, Canada. Has two young daughters. Works in septic hauling. Previously incarcerated (2007). Quarantining with family.
- Reality glitching during pandemic like video game needing reset
- Pee incident with both daughters in morning
- Moose timed fart sound effect perfectly at set end