Stacy Blueball Ross
Stacy Blueball Ross has performed on Kill Tony 6 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Stacy opens with 'dick-filled room' comment, discusses exes saying she tastes funny, self-identifies as not liberal but looks liberal, audience can tell what she looks like from her voice.
- Loves Kill Tony and the dick-filled room.
- Exes said she tastes funny; that's why she's doing comedy.
- From LA, can't claim she's not liberal; audience can tell from appearance based on voice.
Jokes about COVID 'new normal,' men dangling anatomy, gym trip, trimmed pubic hair shaped like unicorn, jokes about landscaper from Disneyland, gender-neutral humor.
- COVID new normal; guys ready to dangle their anatomy; hashtag I'm next
- Went to gym didn't want to get ready; gardener/landscaper trimmed bush into unicorn shape
Blueball discussed trying to take explicit selfies of her vagina for dating apps, the difficulty of the task standing up with a timer, and referenced her age of 52.
- Can't get decent vagina photos, looks like Arby's photos now
Blue Ball discusses covering up her 'Reserved for Kobe' lower back tattoo after Kobe Bryant's death, getting high in traffic and hitting In-N-Out instead of going to a fancy restaurant.
- Had 'Reserved for Kobe' tattoo on butthole; covered it up after his death.
- Reveals front tattoo said 'Reserved for Patrick Ewing' with similar intent.
Blueball discussed aging ungracefully, holding her breasts while running, worrying about a camel toe and moose knuckle, turning less desirable with age, and crude jokes about doing cocaine on her breasts and Tommy Lee.
- Worried camel toe and moose knuckle make her look old and undesirable.
- Misses days when guys asked to do cocaine on her breasts.
Stacy does impressions of the last time she had sex and the last time she had a doubt. She's been writing during quarantine and working on impression material.
- Impression of last time she had sex: nonexistent/silent