Kill Tony #418 — Andrew Santino, Dan Soder

Set: Kyle told a story about doing cocaine with a strange woman in a bar bathroom and getting bitten by her due to cocaine lockjaw. The set was poorly received and Tony acknowledged beforehand it wouldn't work well.

Interview: Kyle revealed family turmoil involving his father (a wealthy trial lawyer who beat him), his mother canceling Thanksgiving after a health scare, and his grandfather in Mexico. Tony ultimately aborted the interview to restart the show due to its depressing nature.

Set: Blueball discussed aging ungracefully, holding her breasts while running, worrying about a camel toe and moose knuckle, turning less desirable with age, and crude jokes about doing cocaine on her breasts and Tommy Lee.

Interview: Blueball revealed this was her first time on stage ever at 55+ years old. She discussed working at Club Med, being a puppeteer's assistant at 12, and appearing in adult films in the 1980s as a fluffer.

Set: Brigitte delivered a tighter set about California being strange, masturbation and self-loathing, liking hands around her neck, and dark humor about being capable of rape if stronger.

Interview: This was Brigitte's first time at the Comedy Store main stage. She discussed her betta fish kept alive by a college friend named Jay Dean, attending Oregon State, and a failed date where a guy asked her to bring biodiesel.

Set: Wesley's set featured a joke about the R. Kelly documentary winning an award and the awkwardness of thanking him, with a shaky delivery due to nervousness at the Comedy Store.

Interview: Wesley revealed he's one half of the Clutch Brothers comedy duo (twins). He was recently fired from Flappers Comedy Club as assistant general manager after allegedly stealing by giving time to good comedians at open mics. He's now donating plasma twice weekly.

Set: William delivered absurdist jokes claiming he's half-brother to Andrew Santino, second cousin to Dan Soder, both with herpes, trapped in a Sam's Club looking for his dad, and stories about caves.

Interview: William revealed he had Thanksgiving in Vegas, ate at Cracker Barrel, watched Forensic Files for 4 days, admitted to punching his girlfriend in stomach during sex, and has a doctor's appointment next week. He's been offered a 2-year contract on Kill Tony.

Set: Michael performed tight, dark jokes about ALS, getting disability checks, Netflix, and questioning where AIDS fundraiser money goes, claiming he'd be better off with AIDS.

Interview: Michael is a 20-year comedy veteran who took 3 years off after ALS diagnosis 2 years ago, returned after 5 months. He moved to LA a month ago, has a girlfriend who works in engineering and serves as his nurse, relocated from Buffalo and Chicago.

Set: Devin performed about the word 'flabbergasted' and its humorous applications, lost virginity at 21 to a redheaded prostitute in Carson City, and was offered $5,000 to narrate gay romance audiobooks.

Interview: Devin is a second-time performer who works in post-production doing video editorial and compression for Blu-rays. He revealed a bad recent date where a woman from Belize walked out before the movie started, saying he wasn't what she expected.

Set: Gill delivered a rambling, incoherent set about being confused at the Comedy Store, wanting his money back, hating the place, and complaining about everything in a stream-of-consciousness style.

Interview: Gill claimed to have flown from Dayton, Ohio in 1977, quit comedy after 3 open mikes, has worked as a server at TGI Fridays, does a Jimi Hendrix impression, and drinks frequently.