Kill Tony #419 — Andrew Schulz

Set: Trey jokes about not caring about his job at a nonprofit researching a deadly disease, hoping they don't find a cure. He discusses making new friends in LA and recent sexual encounters on Tinder.

Interview: Trey revealed he's from Canada (Winnipeg), attended UCSB studying psych and English, works in Alzheimer's research for 3 years, does stand-up for 5+ years, and recently had a confusing sexual encounter where a girl fell asleep petting his penis.

Set: Jasleen discusses her ex-Mexican boyfriend who taught her how to have sex and cry, contrasting with white men who wouldn't sleep with her. She describes her dark labia and celebrates being with someone whose genitals matched hers.

Interview: Jasleen revealed she's 3/4 Indian, 1/4 Latina, from Victoria BC Canada where white men avoided her. She shared explicit stories about her Mexican ex including him wiping her period blood on his forehead as spiritual practice, and confirmed they recently hooked up.

Set: Nate jokes about looking like a dick, compares himself to Stone Cold Steve Austin mixed with Little Debbie snacks, and discusses not finding sugar daddies in LA despite his sweet demeanor and dad bod.

Interview: Nate from Louisiana moved to LA 1 year ago after 3 months in his hometown, worked 12 years as a bouncer. Discussed culture shock about LA's lack of friendliness, met a lesbian Jewish woman on a TV crew, shared racial observations about different communities.

Set: Michael jokes about being angry at old people doing extreme sports, whispering to huggers that he's contagious, and dragging ex-girlfriends online to prove he did them a favor being an asshole.

Interview: Michael has ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease), doing stand-up for 5 months but Second City improv for 10 years in Chicago. Has a nurse girlfriend met on Tinder 1.5 years ago. Discussed ex-husband's art still covering girlfriend's bedroom walls.

Set: William jokes about people mistaking him for a doctor in scrubs, shows a photo of his dad at Disney World 2002, and offers baseball motivational wisdom that there's always a chance.

Interview: William is in construction climbing ladders, from Jolla Beach Florida, allergic to shellfish. Discussed tunnel vision condition and watching Jaws: Revenge. References wanting AOL spokesperson role for Zorro movie, previous AOL cybersex chat room experiences.

Set: David jokes about black women not being into BDSM because their ancestors had 200 years of that, and describes a confusing BDSM encounter with a white woman where he called her 'Keisha' and watched Roots before.

Interview: David recently hired as door guy at Comedy Store, from Atlanta Georgia. Discussed his impressive jacket, been doing comedy since teenage years but seriously for 6 years.

Set: Russell jokes about high dating expectations in LA, that you're not allowed to be married, and that it's expensive being married because you have to pay for prostitutes.

Interview: Russell is from Torrance, married 2 years to a 22-year-old (he's 31, met at church). She's 9 years younger, sells hair products. Been doing stand-up 4 months, does set dressing and production for commercials/music videos.