Aphrodite
Aphrodite has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Aphrodite, a 64-year-old Kill Tony veteran, ranted about men growing facial hair and developing breasts, carrying her police whistle emergency device, and refusing to sleep with men who have small penises.
- Men growing facial hair and breasts making women into lesbians
- She checks men's penises before agreeing to sleep with them
63-year-old Kill Tony legend performs edgy material about her mother calling her disgusting, refusing to worship Jesus, and celebrating her sexuality with crude humor.
- Mother calls her disgusting; Jesus would need to satisfy her before worship
- Can detect small penises from three miles away by man's walking gait
Aphrodite, 72-year-old female performer, discusses orgasms in elderly women, peeing on self, and using napkins. Set focused on bodily functions and aging.
- Old people have orgasms; she peed herself, kept napkins to manage accidents.
Sings National Anthem for Kill Tony Mania opening, Colin Kaepernick-style partial kneeling/protest version of Star-Spangled Banner.
Aphrodite discusses her large ass and problems with children and adults slapping it without consent. Jokes about corners, turning around, and the physical consequences of her size.
- Can't go anywhere without her ass; children slap it; wants to report them to police
- When turning corners, her ass is still around the wall and has to catch up
Aphrodite discusses her birthday (turning 61), identifying real vs fake butts, and her grandmother's role in building the underground railroad. Heavy on physical comedy and confidence about her body.
- Women hide age; you can count neck rings like a tree.
- Real ass looks different than fake Hollywood butts.
Aphrodite turned 62 and delivered a set about dicks and how they can't be controlled by women, regardless of religion, career, or timing. She made references to not being able to keep still, and addressed women in the audience.
- Dick doesn't give a [ __ ] about your religion, job, or a year-long wedding wait
- Dick can't even keep still 20 seconds, most unstable thing ever