Kill Tony #178 — Michael Kosta, Josh Martin
Guests: Michael Kosta · Josh Martin
Lineup
Set: Courtney discusses wearing a wig during sex and the awkward situations that arise when it gets pulled or falls off during intercourse, exploring the disconnect between maintaining the illusion and the reality.
Interview: Tony and panel ask detailed questions about whether the wig really comes off, where it's from, and what happens when it does. Discussion covers the wig's cost, construction, and her confidence with/without it.
- Long-hair wig gets pulled during doggy style, clips hurt actual hair.
- Guys pull wig not knowing it's fake, immediate consequences.
- Panel extensively discusses wig construction and real vs fake hair sources
- Multiple sound effects for wig-related topics (hotels.tonight, wolf howl, etc)
Set: Mike does 29 seconds on vegans at In-N-Out, then pivots to a full bit about masturbating in the shower with roommates, semen and water creating sticky consistency, and accidentally getting it in his hair.
Interview: Tony reveals Mike quit his first joke early and coaches him on commitment and selling punchlines. Panel discusses how he needs more setup and practice. Mike reveals he's only been doing stand-up 3 months, drives Lyft, travels for competitive Smash Bros.
- Vegans want In-N-Out options; eat Tom's shoes instead.
- Roommates force shower jerking off; semen + water = sticky booger.
- Tony coaches Mike on not quitting jokes early and committing fully
- Panel discusses how In-N-Out callback works after failed initial setup
Set: Jordan discusses black guilt about white people not being able to say the n-word, his inadequacy as a black representative, and being attracted to white women as someone raised by white parents.
Interview: Tony and panel ask about his background, work at a cell phone store, being from Erie PA, and his family situation. His white parent is present in audience. Extended discussion about race, attraction, and identity with heavy audience engagement.
- I'm the Nicholas Cage of black people.
- Only three black things come naturally: rolling blunts, being late, fucking white girls.
- Jordan's white parent and new boyfriend present in audience, becomes focus of extended panel interaction
- Aphrodite brought back on stage to kiss and flirt with Jordan
- Extended riff on family dynamics, attraction, and race
Bataa
Set: Bataa, visiting from Mongolia for 8 days, describes seeing a contortionist in Vegas whose head/pussy was at eye level, making awkward eye contact. Discusses fantasy about having sex with contortionists and the logistics.
Interview: Tony asks about his background in Mongolia, languages spoken, comedy scene there. Bataa reveals he's the first stand-up comedian in Mongolia, has 10 comedians now, listens to Kill Tony, and dreams of having Tony visit.
- Contortionist in Vegas had head/pussy at eye level, awkward eye contact.
- Fantasy of sex with contortionist; mouth here, pussy here, very close.
- Bataa performs a full joke in Mongolian for the audience
- Panel encourages Bataa to do more Mongolian, celebrates his first time in America
Set: Vanessa rants about onions, comparing them to bad tastes. Discusses wanting guys to have tears of joy eating her pussy instead of tears from onions. References ancient Roman philosopher and angry tone throughout.
Interview: Panel discusses onion impacts on pussy taste, pineapple benefits, and Vanessa researching foods that affect flavor. Discussion of her dating preferences and various crude analogies about diet and taste.
- Want tears of joy not sadness when eating pussy, fuck onions.
- Sour cream and onion only works for chips, not dicks.
- Panel extensively discusses dietary impacts on taste, pineapple and asparagus references
- Vanessa mentions dating girls and guys, sparks Jeremiah reaction
Set: Ali discusses wearing graphic tees with memes, low-cut tops hiding acne, working at a restaurant where men don't make more, getting back massages from coworkers, and how revealing her shirt helps hide bad acne.
Interview: Panel praises her tight joke structure and callback. Discussion about Googling what color hides acne, dating, and herpes vs ingrown hairs. Tony advises incorporating research element into bit.
- Graphic tees bring memes to internet-less people.
- Low-cut tops hide acne; no one looks at face with tits out.
- Showed up late in revealing shirt, manager let it slide because of acne.
- Ali includes callback to earlier acne discussion within 60-second set
- Panel extensively praises tight joke construction and personal specificity
Set: Adam discusses being a straight guy who enjoyed musicals (called 'not gay Adam'), breaking up with girlfriend over her obsession with 'Wait Until Dark', and riffing on the Audrey Hepburn film title.
Interview: Tony and panel ask about his background, move from Cleveland 12 years ago, acting and bartending work. Discussion of his appearance, fashion choices, and love life with some ribbing about not being gay.
- Called 'not gay Adam' for enjoying musicals growing up.
- Girlfriend loved 'Wait Until Dark'; title makes no sense, thieves don't wait.
- Panel notes his specific film reference works despite obscurity
- Smash Mouth song plays unexpectedly during interview about film