Josh Martin

Set about learning to speak correctly through therapy, newfound ability to say the word 'retard,' extended bit about mentally ill adults with 'giant ass titties' at KFC.

• Therapy fixed speech impediment, now can say the word 'retard' correctly for first time.
• Watches mentally disabled adults at KFC with caretaker, compares breasts to chicken buckets.

Producer of Kill Tony doing stand-up with material about recording himself rapping the n-word, accidentally sending it to his speech therapist, and her honest feedback about his rap ability.

• Recorded himself rapping with n-word hard-er, deleted it, sent to therapist by mistake.
• Therapist as Black woman says he can't rap but n-word delivery is pretty good.

Speech impediment making words hard to understand; college degree in biology; decided against medical school; joke about being the doctor you'd see once then visit another doctor.

• Speech impediment makes him sounds like Obamacare doctor; patients don't trust diagnosis.

Josh performs heavy self-deprecating humor about having a small penis, discussing AIDS, and various sexual scenarios with dark comedy throughout.

• The only thing worse than dying with small dick is living with one.
• Would trade small dick for AIDS dick because women would still fuck him.
• Has a four and a half to five inch penis; got down to under five on average.

Josh riffs unprepared on racial equality, noting black people can dance while he can only do taxes. Accidentally delivers strong punch about fucking while dancing.

• Black people can dance; all he can do is taxes once a year.
• People can fuck while dancing; he can only fuck while doing taxes.

Josh runs out of breath mid-set describing his desire for wealth and fame, specifically wanting to avoid IKEA furniture and have women kept away by security.

• Wants to be rich enough to afford real furniture instead of IKEA.
• Rich enough to have bodyguards to keep women away, not for robbery.

Extremely dark and offensive set using shock value to discuss statutory rape, child sexual abuse, and justifying predatory behavior through sexual 'quality.' Material escalated dangerously throughout.

• Statutory rape premise, good sex lets predators escape consequences with minors
• Escalated to five and nine year old abuse with diaper references

Josh talks about his new apartment and roommate, taking excessive dick pills for bathroom confidence, and living on an air mattress. He admits he's lying about everything in the bit.

• Dick pills give him confidence in bathroom, not bedroom, sleeps on air mattress.
• Admits entire set is a lie about his life.

Josh discusses holding his nephew in the air and thinking he'd made the worst decision of his life, then imagining running away. He transitions to abortion jokes about posting support in Florida.

• Holding nephew thinking made worst decision, would just run
• If you get pregnant try having kid, can post support in Florida

Short set about friend taking too many dick pills for confidence, while he doesn't need confidence eating a sandwich. Briefly about living in car and moving to air mattress.

• Friend takes dick pills for confidence while he just eats sandwiches

Josh discussed feeling empowerment from having potential and sexual prowess, making statements about his capabilities with women. Material was structured loosely and involved discussing confidence and attraction.

• Claims he has potential and women should date him now for good deal.
• Jewish women specifically should consider him as available romantic option.

Josh performs explicit material about having videos of him with Beyoncé and Jay-Z in sexual scenarios, and concludes with an offensive pro-slavery joke.

• Claims to have video of Jay-Z sucking his dick and him with Beyoncé
• With Jay-Z video, could get away with anything including unpaid child support
• Pro-slavery joke about needing to be strong to own slaves

Dark material about cannibalism, tasting people, and sexual coercion. Josh has a speech impediment that affects his delivery of certain words.

• If had to eat people hardest part would be keeping them skinny
• Would eat all people or have them perform oral sex instead
• Person tastes like cheesecake would be ideal eating scenario

Material about becoming a man when marshmallow-to-cereal ratio changes; multiple jokes about marshmallows and growing up.

• Know I'm a man when marshmallow cereal ratio changes

Josh discusses his body betraying him at 28—getting white chest hair and other signs of premature aging despite being relatively young.

• Getting white chest hair at 28 is depressing and unfair