Kill Tony Bobby Lee, Greg Fitzsimmons
Guests: Bobby Lee · Greg Fitzsimmons
Lineup
Set: Dylan discusses being a bisexual Republican political consultant, detailing his sexual orientation and experiences with both men and women in explicit terms during his first-ever stand-up set.
Interview: Tony and the panel congratulate Dylan on his first set and discuss his Republican background and personal disclosures. The panel offers constructive criticism about pacing and delivering personal material.
- Bisexuality fluctuates between wanting women or men depending on the day
- Determines sexual role (top/bottom) by monitoring arousal during encounters
- First-time comedian cherry-popped on Kill Tony stage
- Bobby Lee shares personal story about cousin and 69 at funeral
Set: Jermyn tells a dark joke about a congressman who proposed encouraging pedophiles to have sex with midgets. The setup and punchline lack clarity, and Tony coaches him on joke structure.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss the uncomfortable premise, coach Jermyn on tag development, and learn he's a contractor. Discussion includes his bass-playing hobby and stand-up experience.
- Congressman proposes encouraging pedophiles to have sex with midgets
- Tony coaches on joke structure, pushes for 'second of all' and 'third of all'
- Jermyn reveals he's owed $1500 by congressman client
Set: Bo performs observational comedy about drunk behavior, hitting parked cars, the phrase 'we're all men here,' and a reference to a recent shooting at the Comedy Store.
Interview: Panel discusses Bo's consistent look and style. Tony offers advice on material development and offers Bo a hosting gig at the Bray Improv in three weeks.
- When you pass out, friends draw positive messages with permanent marker
- When someone says 'we're all men here' you'll see their dick
- Drunk person returns to retrieve note after hitting parked car
- Tony offers Bo a hosting gig at Bray Improv in three weeks
Set: Matthew predicts the extinction of taxis and discusses nostalgia for the pre-Trump era, comparing future generations' disinterest in past technologies and costs.
Interview: Tony and panel praise Matthew's comedic style and delivery. A talent agent interest is mentioned, and panel offers advice on pursuing commercial work and improv training.
- Taxis will go extinct like horses, exist only for nostalgia tourism
- Future generations won't care about expensive taxis or pre-Trump era
- Talent agent interest generates excitement and follow-up commercial work advice
Set: Josh performs explicit material about having videos of him with Beyoncé and Jay-Z in sexual scenarios, and concludes with an offensive pro-slavery joke.
Interview: Panel questions the premise of his jokes and whether he would actually engage in the scenarios described. Discussion becomes increasingly absurd and the panel gives him $50 to stop.
- Claims to have video of Jay-Z sucking his dick and him with Beyoncé
- With Jay-Z video, could get away with anything including unpaid child support
- Pro-slavery joke about needing to be strong to own slaves
- Panel pays Josh $50 to stop performing material and leave stage
- Extensive audience and panel discomfort with explicit and offensive material
Set: Raquel performs jokes about Adrian from Rocky movies always telling Rocky he can't win, makes a joke about Adrian's will in Rocky 6, and discusses Christian rock music.
Interview: Tony and panel praise her work and offer styling advice. Bobby Lee offers her a one-hour special. Discussion includes her two years in Brazil, dating a comedian, and gaming hobbies.
- Adrian always tells Rocky he can't win in every Rocky movie
- Adrian's will reading in Rocky 6 deleted scenes continues discouraging Rocky
- Christian rock is proof God exists but hates his name on bad things
- Bobby Lee offers Raquel a one-hour special deal on the spot
- Panel debates whether attractive female comedians should dress differently on stage
Set: Rich performs brief topical material about lighting and political humor, though the set is interrupted by technical issues and lacks substantial content.
Interview: Tony learns Rich works as Comedy Store staff, is married for three years to a Jewish woman, and has been doing stand-up for seven years. Panel encourages him to develop edgier material.
- Brief political humor referencing Beetlejuice and Trump
- Technical difficulties interrupt set; Rich is Comedy Store staff on the clock
- Panel critiques material as generic, encourages edgier approach
Set: Madison performs physical comedy about BOP It toy dance movements and makes a joke about not being buried in a Jewish cemetery. Set is brief and somewhat incomplete.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss her year of comedy, move from Florida to LA, work on The Soup, and physical comedy style. Bobby Lee critiques her attractive appearance affecting focus.
- Physical comedy bit about BOP It toy dance movements and stance
- Joke about not being able to be buried in Jewish cemetery
- Panel discusses how attractive appearance affects comedy reception
Set: Vanessa's set is cut short at 47 seconds. Content not fully captured in transcript but appears edgy based on panel reaction.
Interview: Panel praises Vanessa's edgy style and attractive presentation. Bobby Lee gives her $20. Discussion of her four-month comedy tenure and going up ten times per week.
- Bobby Lee gives Vanessa $20 for her performance
- Panel and Bobby discuss equality in stage attire for men and women
Set: Melissa performs as the show's regular, delivering new material about not liking people, meeting her Mexican neighbor named Jose, and a joke about redheads hearing ginger ale in the bathroom.
- Meeting Mexican neighbor named Jose triggers stereotype in her head
- Redheads hear 'ginger ale' when they go to the bathroom