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📅 October 9, 2017 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 8 comedians

Guests: Tom Segura

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Lineup

1

Bunny

Set: Bunny performed a rap about her time in Vegas, covering topics like being broke, dating, and her weight. The set was rhythmically awkward and difficult to follow.

Interview: Tony and Tom discussed that Bunny is a musician who performs with backing tracks, recently moved to LA two weeks ago, lives in East LA, and has worked at a warehouse folding jeans. She can do the splits and half the alphabet backwards.

Bits:
  • I'm a comedian who can't be taken seriously whether onstage or off
  • The only man I ever loved is Ronald McDonald hooking me up with breakfast
Moments:
  • Tom said he would never work with Bunny after her rap performance
2

Quentin Thomas

Set: Quentin discussed how being friends with girls gives him power because he learns about their boyfriends' penis sizes. He talked about growing up in Huntington Beach with Christian youth groups instead of gangs, and being tall and trying to dunk on people who stare.

Interview: Quentin revealed he's 23, has had sex with four women, drinks three glasses of milk daily, smokes marijuana, and drives for Uber with a 4.8 rating. He's been dating his girlfriend for two months and they had sex in a Ralph's parking lot.

Bits:
  • Being friends with girls teaches you about their boyfriend's dick size and gives you power
  • Huntington Beach has Christian youth groups instead of Bloods vs Crips gang problems
  • I'm tall and people stare so I'll start dunking on them
Moments:
  • Quentin revealed he had sex with his girlfriend in a Ralph's parking lot and got parking validated afterward
  • Tony made a callback reference to Tom Hanks in the movie Big
3

Jessie Johnson

Set: Jessie talked about switching from cigarettes to nicotine lozenges which suck because you have to suck on them for 30 minutes. She made sexual innuendo about sucking and references Harvey Weinstein, discussed mediocre sex with herself, and mentioned having a personal assistant job.

Interview: Jessie has been doing stand-up for five years, moved to LA in May from Phoenix, and works as a personal assistant doing bill pay and editing. She's single, was on the show before as a Magic Johnson costume, attends shows for networking, and was recently a third wheel on a date at the Dresden.

Bits:
  • Switched to nicotine lozenges but I like sucking something that long, maybe Harvey Weinstein
  • What am I supposed to say after mediocre sex, I need a lozenge
Moments:
  • Jeremiah played saxophone during Jessie's set performance
  • Jessie revealed she was a third wheel on a date at the Dresden bar
4

Charlie Chase

Set: Charlie discussed his drug problems, couldn't afford cocaine so he uses pre-workout powder instead which he snorts. He made jokes about not being supposed to snort it or pee in showers, and mentioned having pedophile hair.

Interview: Charlie is on his third time on stage ever, was a drum tech and singer/amp fixer before, teaches doctors a software program, DJ's at a strip club, has a small head which Tony said is bad for show business, and lives in a house with 13 people in East LA.

Bits:
  • I got drug problems but can't afford them, found pre-workout as replacement
  • It's like a powdered Red Bull, you're not supposed to snort it
Moments:
  • Tony told Charlie he has a bad head for show business, the only time in 4+ years of the show
  • Charlie tried to video record his set on his phone while being streamed and recorded live
  • Jeremiah created a comedic impression of Charlie through voice work and performance
6

Chris Hearst

Set: Chris discussed being high, liking drugs even though he can't afford them due to the bad economy. He made a joke about calling his drug dealer and finding he's at work, and did cocaine for three days but is still behind on rent.

Interview: Chris is from Eastern Kentucky, got robbed and lost a front tooth, was told he looks funnier without it, is 30 years old and a heavy drinker, lived in Lexington Kentucky as a comedian for several years before moving to LA, and lives with 13 people in a house with a Spanish family.

Bits:
  • Cocaine's good but can't afford it, the economy is too bad right now
  • I did cocaine three days and eight months later still behind on rent
  • You do cocaine 30 days, think everything white in house is cocaine
Moments:
  • Tom compared Chris to a live-action Confederate Monument
  • Chris revealed he lost a front tooth from being robbed and was told it makes him funnier
7

Ali Macofsky

Set: Ali mentioned working in a reptile exhibit and wearing shirts because she has no jokes. She did a new joke about her cousin on a paleo diet comparing it to caveman eating, then a joke about great white sharks not eating for three months that she didn't finish.

Interview: Ali is a regular who performs every week on the show for the last two years, just turned 22 or 23, was recently ghosted by English tourists after almost hooking up at their Airbnb, gave one a ride home in her Subaru, and recently started a job at a venue where she saw Tom Segura and ICP was there.

Bits:
  • My cousin's on paleo diet eating like cavemen, but cavemen died at 22
  • Great white sharks don't eat three months, joke unfinished
Moments:
  • Ali showed weakness by saying she didn't know if her joke would work before telling it
  • Ali revealed she was ghosted by English tourists she met and drove home
8

Mina Quarterman

Set: Mina joked about saving money by getting her car repossessed, talked about being broke but not desperate yet. She discussed getting out of a six-year relationship, quitting her job, and described how different ethnic groups of men give off rapey vibes with their words or looks.

Interview: Mina is making her Kill Tony debut, from Atlanta technically, been doing stand-up four years, been in LA 20 years, bartends at Carlito's Way in Van Nuys, recently broke up with her girlfriend of six years who was physically abusive, and discussed her dating history with both men and women.

Bits:
  • Saved money on car insurance by getting it repossessed, shit's going good
  • Different ethnicities of men give rapey vibes with eyes or words
Moments:
  • Mina revealed her ex-girlfriend physically hit her with a right hook during the relationship
  • Tony asked Mina probing questions about her lesbian relationship and sexual experiences