Chris Hearst
Chris Hearst has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Chris performed while under the influence of acid, making jokes about growing up in Eastern Kentucky, getting profiled, not being able to say 'black people' without sounding racist, and buying Sudafed. He appeared visibly intoxicated and rambling.
- Can't say black people, have to say African American, which sounds racist
- Describes buying Sudafed in Kentucky counties where it's restricted
- Missing front tooth from being robbed but didn't get it fixed for comedy
Chris discussed being high, liking drugs even though he can't afford them due to the bad economy. He made a joke about calling his drug dealer and finding he's at work, and did cocaine for three days but is still behind on rent.
- Cocaine's good but can't afford it, the economy is too bad right now
- I did cocaine three days and eight months later still behind on rent
- You do cocaine 30 days, think everything white in house is cocaine