Kill Tony Felipe Esparza, Ian Edwards
Guests: Felipe Esparza · Ian Edwards
Lineup
Set: Scottish comedian discussing Scottish girls vs. American girls, dating mishaps, bar encounter with a threatening man, and a roleplay scenario gone wrong.
Interview: Tony asks about Scottish forearms, Derek's background since 2002, martial arts history, transition to comedy, and romantic success with American women.
- Scottish girls have beer bellies and hairy forearms, which is why guys drink
- American girls get too excited smashing the vag like a piñata at a Mexican kid's birthday party
- Roleplay as Jewish bakery owner and Nazi debt collector
- Tony makes callback to 'kilt Tony' joke about Scottish version of the show
Set: King Hassan discusses not saying the N-word due to his voice sounding like a hate crime, dating white women complications, and his multicultural upbringing across Alabama, Nigeria, and California.
Interview: Tony discovers King Hassan is a retired tech entrepreneur worth millions who sold a company, now doing stand-up. Extensive discussion about his wealth, child on the way, weight loss, and dating.
- Speed stick deodorant leaves white powdery mess looking like he doesn't know how to do cocaine
- Can't say N-word because voice sounds like hate crime; can say synergy, boat shoes, periwinkle, all lives matter
- Revelation that King Hassan is a tech billionaire who sold his company, surprising Tony and panel
- Panel discovers he's retired at 34 with millions, yet shows up to do stand-up comedy
Set: Michael Pena discusses his 82-year-old Mexican mother learning to use a smartphone and accidentally calling him, then other technology mishaps.
Interview: Tony questions Michael about his set, his wealth compared to King Hassan, his streaming platform business, and reveals he's been on the show before with similar material.
- Mother gets new smartphone, doesn't know how to turn it on, calls him from it
- Mother gets mysterious phone call but doesn't understand how to use the phone
- Tony realizes Michael wore his best joke on his shirt rather than performing original material
- Panel discusses Michael's past appearance and suggests his material hasn't aged well
Set: Gabriel V Garolla performs an extremely short set with only two jokes about dating feminists with large breasts and feeding pigeons.
Interview: Tony discovers Gabriel is a preschool photographer, reveals his shirt has his joke printed on it, coaches him on material and delivery.
- Only date feminists with huge tits
- Feeding pigeons joke
- Gabriel's best joke is revealed to be printed on his shirt, not actually a written joke
- Extensive interview reveals Gabriel is a preschool photographer, leading to concerning line of questioning
- Panel strongly coaches Gabriel on writing actual jokes and stage craft
Set: Danger Ehren from Jackass discusses his family growing up in a mortuary, his father being a mortician, early childhood pranks, and his goals of getting kicked in the genitals.
Interview: Tony and Danger discuss his Jackass career, sobriety for 2.5 years, high school sweetheart fiancée, growing up in a mortuary, and his contributions to comedy alongside Jackass fame.
- Beard is real, not pubic hair; no crabs on face
- First time seeing breasts was eighty-year-old woman at mortuary who looked like California Raisin
- Wanted to get kicked in the genitals instead of conventional career dreams
- Danger performs mortuary prank from childhood that accidentally traumatized his father
- Story about walking through strip club with Jeremiah Watkins who looked at ground entire time
- Panel compliments Danger's respect for comedy craft and his sobriety journey
Set: Ali Macofsky tells a story about having respectful sex with a man she met online in New York who treated her well, went on a date first, and provided condoms.
Interview: Tony coaches Ali on her joke structure, timing, and punchlines. They discuss the premise and how to tighten the setup to be more effective.
- Had respectful sex for first time with man who didn't assume they'd have sex
- Guy had condom ready without discussion, unlike other men
- Ali runs over her 60-second time limit, Tony has to cut her off
- Tony coaches Ali on not giving away the punchline in the setup
Fanto
Set: Fanto is a Sicilian-Armenian-Ukrainian comedian from North Hollywood who discusses money laundering knowledge, his mother doing laundry, making himself at home when visiting, and performing for gay audiences.
Interview: Tony and panel interview Fanto about his background in Ukraine, North Hollywood, his Lyft driver job, substitute teaching, and tragic backstory about his twin sister dying at age three.
- Sicilian-Armenian-Ukrainian means knowing about money laundering but not actual laundry
- When told to make yourself at home, he tells host to leave
- Performs better for gay audiences because they can't keep straight face
- Fanto reveals twin sister died when he was 2-3 years old from nervous system problem
- Fanto admits his ex-girlfriend falsely accused someone of rape; Tony coaches on sensitivity
- Jeremiah and Fanto inexplicably switch seats mid-interview for mysterious reason
Set: Kenny Brown discusses his appearance, comparing himself to Ruben Studdard, Kenan Thompson, Bernie Mac, and Don Cheadle, doing self-deprecating comedy about his looks.
Interview: Tony extensively coaches Kenny about his unusually small forearms and wrists, his work in social security, his physical build, and makes many jokes about his body composition.
- Looks like Ruben Studdard who wasn't sorry for 2004 and kept eating Big Macs
- Looks like Kenan if he got fired from SNL after his first year
- Panel spends entire interview mocking Kenny's extremely small forearms and wrists
- Kenny says his genitalia matches his small forearms in size
- Chris the bass player speaks for possibly the first time on the show in response to Kenny
- Jeremiah Watkins vomits during the interview