Michael Pena
Michael Pena has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
57-year-old gay Mexican comedian discusses growing up in Phoenix projects, mother's advice about throwing rocks/chairs at people, joining gang life, and becoming a drag queen in business suit.
- Mom told him to throw rocks at people calling him slurs; he threw chair but still got called names
- Friends wanted gang bang like West Side Story; got stabbed, had to work three shifts to escape
- Solution to gang life: became drag queen in business suit instead
Michael discussed being Mexican with white privilege, made jokes about being gay, sucking dick, and a mechanic friend who is Salvadorian. Set was notably short, appearing to end prematurely at around 30 seconds.
- Pina means Mexican with white privilege
- Being gay for 30 years, sucking dick joke
Pena's first-time comedian performed a 'Mind Blowing' game with non-sequiturs about technology, lesbian dildos, and doctors. The set was incoherent and lacked traditional joke structure.
- Technology we hold makes us dumber instead of smarter.
- Gay Mexican's mother's response to suicide attempt.
Michael Pena discusses his 82-year-old Mexican mother learning to use a smartphone and accidentally calling him, then other technology mishaps.
- Mother gets new smartphone, doesn't know how to turn it on, calls him from it
- Mother gets mysterious phone call but doesn't understand how to use the phone
Uses notebook with pre-written jokes. Discusses Labor Day, football vs Lady Gaga at Hollywood Bowl, football season, and boxing/MMA losing masculinity to grappling.
- LA confuses football season with Lady Gaga at Hollywood Bowl concerts
- Boxing replaced by two men grappling—homoerotic sport replacing manly sport