Kill Tony Mike Lawrence, Jason Gillearn
Guests: Mike Lawrence · Jason Gillearn
Lineup
Set: Texas comedian discusses his weight, making self-deprecating fat jokes and comparing himself to Trump's wall. Jokes about not seeing his genitals and sex without vision, comparing himself to Stevie Wonder.
Interview: Tony learns Javi owns a comedy club in Corpus Christi, has two kids, is 33 years old, survived Hurricane Harvey. Panel discusses his potential if he moved to a major comedy market.
- I make love like Stevie Wonder plays piano—can't see but make sweet music
- Fat jokes evolved from childhood—now does material about health/burden instead
- Panel gives advice to move to NYC/LA for comedy growth despite family obligations
Set: New comedian (7 months) from Akron, Ohio discusses dog names and bat feces having its own term (guano). Brief set with observational humor about naming conventions.
Interview: Max reveals he's from Akron, works as a civil engineer, performs 5-6 times weekly, drinks heavily before sets. Panel discovers he's related to the Hoover vacuum family and is a trust fund kid.
- Bats' feces called guano but human poop has no special name—suggest poop renamed
- My neighborhood had two golden retriever Maxes—dog's name given to humans
- Tony reveals Max is connected to Hoover vacuum family; Max confirms wealthy background
- Panel advises against pre-set drinking; Mike Lawrence and Jason debate substance use impact
Set: Scrawny comedian discusses avoiding masculine activities, preferring tea and poetry. Jokes about sexual positions where partner is crying and lack of favorite position.
Interview: Jason is a copywriter, stopped doing comedy for 3-4 years after 2 years in, moved to Oregon. Panel pushes him on eating pussy, discussing technique for 15+ minutes with extensive coaching.
- Don't watch football, watch tennis—just masculine things I do: drink tea, cry
- My favorite sexual position is one where she's crying during sex
- Panel extensively coaches Jason on cunnilingus technique for 15+ minutes
- Panel notes Jason repeated 'crying' joke twice in same set
Set: Lives with parents, discusses awkward date involving showing death Proof movie in bedroom with bunk beds and no mattress due to bedbugs. Joke fails multiple times.
Interview: Manuel is 28, lives with parents, famous for harassing normal girl on Twitter. Panel discusses his toxic tweeting, his affair with married 40-year-old woman with prisoner boyfriend.
- Brought girl to bedroom with bunk beds, no mattress from bedbugs—awkward setup
- Tony reads Manuel's aggressive tweets at innocent girl; confronts him during interview
- Manuel reveals affair with 40-year-old married woman whose boyfriend is in prison
Set: Discusses growing up in small town without Black people, being accused of 'acting Black' for running fast. Jokes about never receiving positive racial affirmations.
Interview: Jeff is from Michigan, works security at blind Donkey whiskey bar in Long Beach (1 week), previously worked at European Wax Centre in Hawaii. Does jujitsu twice daily.
- Small town said I act Black for running fast—never positive racial affirmations
- Jeff bombs badly, acknowledges bombing mid-set, panel questions commitment
- Panel notes Jeff has incomprehensible accent/enunciation issues
Set: New minutes weekly. Discusses haircut looking like porn stars, watching porn to see actresses' makeup/faces. Jokes about porn actresses fake reactions and pain expressions during scenes.
Interview: Ali watches porn, prefers lesbian content, discusses favorite genres. Panel praises her delivery and consistent new material weekly.
- Porn actresses do same pain face like sucking smoothie through small straw
- Now know exactly when people jack off because of my porn star lookalike haircut
- Panel praises Ali's consistent new material and strong comedic delivery
Set: Uses notebook with pre-written jokes. Discusses Labor Day, football vs Lady Gaga at Hollywood Bowl, football season, and boxing/MMA losing masculinity to grappling.
Interview: Michael is gay Mexican software writer, came out after gymnastics, did parallel bars specialty. Had affair with sprinter in 80s, discusses dating men, gymnastics past, and drag queen encounter as child.
- LA confuses football season with Lady Gaga at Hollywood Bowl concerts
- Boxing replaced by two men grappling—homoerotic sport replacing manly sport
- Michael reads from notebook during set; panel jokes about 90s TV sitcom appearance
- Reveals mother cried when he came out, he explained preference logically
Set: Parents celebrating 30 years marriage. Mom asks dad how many times he made her orgasm. Kenny discusses microdosing ecstasy and weed use, questions about childhood molestation.
Interview: Kenny from Long Beach, works security at Asian food warehouse company. Hasn't had sex in a while, panel suggests targeting Black women first before pursuing white women.
- Mom asks dad how many times he made her come—inappropriate relationship question
- After microdosing ecstasy and weed, never need weed again—drugs cure drug use
- Panel questions Kenny's sexual status and gives dating advice about racial targeting