Kill Tony Luis J Gomez, Pauly Shore
Guests: Luis J Gomez · Pauly Shore
Lineup
AJ Rank
Set: AJ discusses battling puberty at 28, disliking his soft voice, getting older, locking himself in hot cars, and offensive jokes.
Interview: Panel discusses his voice, depression in his delivery, and suggests he could be a crossover voiceover artist for women. Topics include smoking, his paper company job, fantasy football, and his dating history.
- Telemarketers mistake him for a child, ask for his mommy
- Locks himself in hot car to feel like a kid again
- Panel extensively discusses his high-pitched voice and suggests he sound deeper
- Pauly offers him job at Flappers based on appearance
Set: Jersey native discusses moving from Atlantic City to LA, comparing herself from filet mignon to flat iron steak, nightclubs, hiney hole violators, and her dating preferences.
Interview: Panel discusses her Jersey accent, her server job at Morton's, her sexual preferences, family background, and her habit of shaking when nervous.
- In Jersey she was filet mignon, in LA she's flat iron steak
- Hiney hole violators ruin her groove at nightclubs
- Panel makes comparisons to Jersey Shore and discusses her racial preferences
- Admits to pushing large bowel movements
Set: Character comedian discusses working in adult entertainment, having a public-access TV show, picking fight with Pornhub over misnamed videos, and his love of The Biodome.
Interview: Panel questions if this is a character or real person, discusses his hammock living situation covered in lubricant, his public-access TV show, and his Biodome obsession.
- Pornhub mislabels his films with wrong girls' names and scenes
- Grew up wanting to be in The Biodome after seeing commercial
- Panel criticizes character-based comedy, says they don't like characters
- Pauly compares him to Chris Farley
Set: Mixed-race comedian from North Carolina discusses racial confusion growing up, racist compliments from strangers, and her Hawaiian-Samoan and Black heritage.
Interview: Panel discusses her ethnicity, job at Barnes & Noble, writing and reading hobbies, sexual preferences, and suggests group therapy. Extensive sexual questions about oral sex and choking.
- White people unsure which racial slur to call her, respect the uncertainty
- Woman tells her 'you're pretty for a Black girl,' dad says 'she's not that pretty'
- Panel questions her extensively about oral sex and domination
- Panel suggests she needs group therapy and suggests she likes choking
- Panel makes jokes about her not being sociable or interesting
Johnny C
Set: Comedian discusses looking like getaway driver in heist movies, tattoos representing botched jobs, and zip recruiter sponsorship.
Interview: Panel discusses his previous appearances, his trip to Peru, yellow fever, ayahuasca trips (8 times), and visions of Pachamama, the spirit of ayahuasca.
- Looks like fourth guy in heist movie who ruins the plan
- Johnny reveals he's done ayahuasca 8 times and had sexual visions
- Panel mocks him for going to Peru to trip and have sex with a spirit
Set: Arab-American from rural Tennessee discusses how Arabs became non-white after 9/11, comparing Texas and Saudi Arabia as similar places with religious extremism and oppression.
Interview: Panel discusses his military service (7 years), his wife (married 6 years, dated 3 years before), his stepdaughter (11 years old), and his hobbies including hockey.
- Arabs used to be white before 9/11, now they're not
- Texas and Saudi Arabia are the same: sand, religious extremism, oppression
- Panel notes his set is smart but not funny
Set: Comedian discusses sister getting master's in education to teach special ed, criticizes her career choice, jokes about using the word 'dummy' instead of other slurs.
Interview: Panel discusses his background from Minneapolis, his torn meniscus from caddying, his wife who does hair and paralegal work, his OCD with handwashing, and his one year of stand-up.
- Sister got master's in education to teach disabled kids instead of being doctor
- Tries to say 'little dummies' instead of offensive slur when talking to sister
- Panel criticizes his set for being offensive and not funny
- Panel suggests he looks like character and would be good in porn
Set: Comedian from Baltimore discusses breakup, myth of breakup sex, avoiding crying women post-breakup, and last person he wanted to sleep with post-breakup.
Interview: Panel discusses his background in Baltimore/New York, his work in social media and superhero articles, his PowerPoint of 84 girls he's slept with, and his masturbation habits into the toilet.
- Don't want to sleep with crying woman who hates you after breakup
- Last girl threw lamp during breakup, not ideal for breakup sex
- Reveals PowerPoint presentation of 84 women with pictures and conquest details
- Panel extensively questions him about his PowerPoint and whether exes know
- Discusses masturbating into toilet to save tissues
Set: Jewish comedian discusses hooking up with white supremacist in high school who had tiki torches, never having a bat mitzvah because her dad said it was too expensive.
Interview: Panel discusses her Jewish heritage, her experience with the white supremacist, her job, and her comedy development. Notes she's been doing the show for a year and performs a new minute weekly.
- Didn't know boyfriend was white supremacist, thought tiki torches meant he loved luaus
- Never had bat mitzvah because dad said too expensive, confirms being 'really Jewish'
- Panel praises her as one of the top comedians ever in development
- Panel notes her rock star cadence and commitment to the show
Set: Comedian reads and responds to explicit tweets from a girl on Twitter, makes jokes about her sexual comments and his own responses about eating pussy.
Interview: Panel discusses his tweet-based comedy, his focus on finding good tweets versus writing original jokes, and his personal masturbation habits including ejaculating into the toilet.
- Responds to tweet about waking up with cucumber: 'trying to be a vegan?'
- Sixth grade incident: grabbed girl's ass, got suspended, ruined perfect attendance
- Tony finds better tweets for him than he finds himself
- Panel extensively shows his Twitter responses are better than original material