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Kill Tony Luis J Gomez, Pauly Shore

📅 August 28, 2017 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 10 comedians

Guests: Luis J Gomez · Pauly Shore

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Lineup

1

AJ Rank

Set: AJ discusses battling puberty at 28, disliking his soft voice, getting older, locking himself in hot cars, and offensive jokes.

Interview: Panel discusses his voice, depression in his delivery, and suggests he could be a crossover voiceover artist for women. Topics include smoking, his paper company job, fantasy football, and his dating history.

Bits:
  • Telemarketers mistake him for a child, ask for his mommy
  • Locks himself in hot car to feel like a kid again
Moments:
  • Panel extensively discusses his high-pitched voice and suggests he sound deeper
  • Pauly offers him job at Flappers based on appearance
2

Jenne Difilippo

Set: Jersey native discusses moving from Atlantic City to LA, comparing herself from filet mignon to flat iron steak, nightclubs, hiney hole violators, and her dating preferences.

Interview: Panel discusses her Jersey accent, her server job at Morton's, her sexual preferences, family background, and her habit of shaking when nervous.

Bits:
  • In Jersey she was filet mignon, in LA she's flat iron steak
  • Hiney hole violators ruin her groove at nightclubs
Moments:
  • Panel makes comparisons to Jersey Shore and discusses her racial preferences
  • Admits to pushing large bowel movements
3

Chunk Blumpski

Set: Character comedian discusses working in adult entertainment, having a public-access TV show, picking fight with Pornhub over misnamed videos, and his love of The Biodome.

Interview: Panel questions if this is a character or real person, discusses his hammock living situation covered in lubricant, his public-access TV show, and his Biodome obsession.

Bits:
  • Pornhub mislabels his films with wrong girls' names and scenes
  • Grew up wanting to be in The Biodome after seeing commercial
Moments:
  • Panel criticizes character-based comedy, says they don't like characters
  • Pauly compares him to Chris Farley
4

Brianna Upton

Set: Mixed-race comedian from North Carolina discusses racial confusion growing up, racist compliments from strangers, and her Hawaiian-Samoan and Black heritage.

Interview: Panel discusses her ethnicity, job at Barnes & Noble, writing and reading hobbies, sexual preferences, and suggests group therapy. Extensive sexual questions about oral sex and choking.

Bits:
  • White people unsure which racial slur to call her, respect the uncertainty
  • Woman tells her 'you're pretty for a Black girl,' dad says 'she's not that pretty'
Moments:
  • Panel questions her extensively about oral sex and domination
  • Panel suggests she needs group therapy and suggests she likes choking
  • Panel makes jokes about her not being sociable or interesting
5

Johnny C

Set: Comedian discusses looking like getaway driver in heist movies, tattoos representing botched jobs, and zip recruiter sponsorship.

Interview: Panel discusses his previous appearances, his trip to Peru, yellow fever, ayahuasca trips (8 times), and visions of Pachamama, the spirit of ayahuasca.

Bits:
  • Looks like fourth guy in heist movie who ruins the plan
Moments:
  • Johnny reveals he's done ayahuasca 8 times and had sexual visions
  • Panel mocks him for going to Peru to trip and have sex with a spirit
6

Joe Carl Abousakher

Set: Arab-American from rural Tennessee discusses how Arabs became non-white after 9/11, comparing Texas and Saudi Arabia as similar places with religious extremism and oppression.

Interview: Panel discusses his military service (7 years), his wife (married 6 years, dated 3 years before), his stepdaughter (11 years old), and his hobbies including hockey.

Bits:
  • Arabs used to be white before 9/11, now they're not
  • Texas and Saudi Arabia are the same: sand, religious extremism, oppression
Moments:
  • Panel notes his set is smart but not funny
7

Alex Sime

Set: Comedian discusses sister getting master's in education to teach special ed, criticizes her career choice, jokes about using the word 'dummy' instead of other slurs.

Interview: Panel discusses his background from Minneapolis, his torn meniscus from caddying, his wife who does hair and paralegal work, his OCD with handwashing, and his one year of stand-up.

Bits:
  • Sister got master's in education to teach disabled kids instead of being doctor
  • Tries to say 'little dummies' instead of offensive slur when talking to sister
Moments:
  • Panel criticizes his set for being offensive and not funny
  • Panel suggests he looks like character and would be good in porn
8

Joe Welkie

Set: Comedian from Baltimore discusses breakup, myth of breakup sex, avoiding crying women post-breakup, and last person he wanted to sleep with post-breakup.

Interview: Panel discusses his background in Baltimore/New York, his work in social media and superhero articles, his PowerPoint of 84 girls he's slept with, and his masturbation habits into the toilet.

Bits:
  • Don't want to sleep with crying woman who hates you after breakup
  • Last girl threw lamp during breakup, not ideal for breakup sex
Moments:
  • Reveals PowerPoint presentation of 84 women with pictures and conquest details
  • Panel extensively questions him about his PowerPoint and whether exes know
  • Discusses masturbating into toilet to save tissues
9

Ali Macofsky

Set: Jewish comedian discusses hooking up with white supremacist in high school who had tiki torches, never having a bat mitzvah because her dad said it was too expensive.

Interview: Panel discusses her Jewish heritage, her experience with the white supremacist, her job, and her comedy development. Notes she's been doing the show for a year and performs a new minute weekly.

Bits:
  • Didn't know boyfriend was white supremacist, thought tiki torches meant he loved luaus
  • Never had bat mitzvah because dad said too expensive, confirms being 'really Jewish'
Moments:
  • Panel praises her as one of the top comedians ever in development
  • Panel notes her rock star cadence and commitment to the show
10

Manuel Herrera

Set: Comedian reads and responds to explicit tweets from a girl on Twitter, makes jokes about her sexual comments and his own responses about eating pussy.

Interview: Panel discusses his tweet-based comedy, his focus on finding good tweets versus writing original jokes, and his personal masturbation habits including ejaculating into the toilet.

Bits:
  • Responds to tweet about waking up with cucumber: 'trying to be a vegan?'
  • Sixth grade incident: grabbed girl's ass, got suspended, ruined perfect attendance
Moments:
  • Tony finds better tweets for him than he finds himself
  • Panel extensively shows his Twitter responses are better than original material