Joe Welkie

Joe discusses how men complain about handjobs and how they're now obsolete, using an analogy about eggs at Denny's. He shares personal anecdotes about his first sexual experiences in high school and at a laser tag facility.

• Men ruining handjobs like they ruin everything, comparing to eggs at Denny's
• First handjob during freshman year in high school, perfect timing

Comedian from Baltimore discusses breakup, myth of breakup sex, avoiding crying women post-breakup, and last person he wanted to sleep with post-breakup.

• Don't want to sleep with crying woman who hates you after breakup
• Last girl threw lamp during breakup, not ideal for breakup sex