Johnny C
Johnny C has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Set about dating difficulties and knowing what he wants in relationships. Observational comedy about rich guy he works for and stealing small amounts, unable to buy happiness.
- Hard to find woman without drugs or family issues in one person
- Works for rich guy, steals from him but not too much to get caught
Body piercer discussing intimate moments with clients during piercings, comparing learning to tattoo without drawing ability to becoming a cop without hating Black people.
- You haven't experienced true intimacy until staring at a man's dick with a needle.
- Learning to tattoo without drawing ability like becoming a cop without hating Black people.
- Female bodybuilder client had a swollen clitoris that looked like a dick head.
Comedian discusses looking like getaway driver in heist movies, tattoos representing botched jobs, and zip recruiter sponsorship.
- Looks like fourth guy in heist movie who ruins the plan
Dark comedy about his parents being together since his mother was 12 and father was 18, exploring the inappropriateness and absurdity of the age gap.
- Parents together since mom was 12, dad was 18, molester
- MTV thinks 15 is too young to be pregnant
- Day he was conceived, mom rode bike home