Kill Tony #166 — Kirk Fox, Jamar Neighbors
Guests: Kirk Fox · Jamar Neighbors
Lineup
Johnny C
Set: Body piercer discussing intimate moments with clients during piercings, comparing learning to tattoo without drawing ability to becoming a cop without hating Black people.
Interview: Discussed 20-year piercing career, quitting due to aging clientele, working at a dispensary, and various piercing anecdotes including a female client's menstruation incident.
- You haven't experienced true intimacy until staring at a man's dick with a needle.
- Learning to tattoo without drawing ability like becoming a cop without hating Black people.
- Female bodybuilder client had a swollen clitoris that looked like a dick head.
- Tony and panel joke about Johnny looking like he sounds, casting him as someone else's role.
- Redban uses sound effects extensively on Johnny, Johnny complains it's hurting his personal life.
Set: Second-time standup discussing Pokémon GO's impact on society, claiming it caused him to walk from LA to San Francisco without knowing if he drove or walked Highway 5.
Interview: Discussed moving from Pleasanton to LA 2.5 months ago, family tech business and restaurant operations, and competitive Indian dancing (Bhangra), ultimately demonstrating dancing on stage.
- Pokémon GO made him walk to San Francisco, unsure if he drove or walked Highway 5.
- Tony gives extremely harsh feedback that the set was unfunny and lacks believability.
- Akaash spontaneously dances Bhangra on stage after panel discussion about competitive Indian dancing.
- Jeremiah makes a turban/urban music joke at Akaash's expense.
Set: Navy Intel specialist making jokes about being mistaken for a lesbian, living with in-laws, wife in Navy, and retirement tomorrow after 7 years of service.
Interview: Discussed being Filipino-American, Navy service including Bin Laden burial at sea mission, wife joining Navy, and transitioning to comedy from intelligence work at Costco before Navy.
- Woman at bathroom thought he was a lesbian, held door open thinking it was women's bathroom.
- Mother-in-law charges him a dollar for guacamole despite cooking all meals for free.
- Navy body doesn't match SEAL Team Six expectations, defends freedom as Walrus Team Seven.
- Mike reveals he was on the USS Carl Vinson during Bin Laden burial at sea but didn't witness it, found out on CNN.
- Tony remarks on Mike living with in-laws and wife joining Navy, creating absurd family dynamic.
- Mike recounts nearly being attacked at Costco by an intruder during a shift between Navy deployments.
Set: 24-year-old cancer survivor discussing baldness from radiation therapy at age 20, wanting to differentiate between having cancer genes versus just being bald.
Interview: Works at UCLA Dermatology Clinic, had thyroid cancer at 20 with radiation treatment, solved Rubik's Cubes competitively (13.4 sec record), plays piano, cliff-diving incident in Hawaii.
- I'm bald from cancer, want to tell people cancer caused it, not genetics.
- Want to say I have cancer genes instead of bald genes to potential partners.
- David brings a Rubik's Cube to give to Pat Reagan, references previous Kill Tony episode where Pat expressed frustration.
- Pat Reagan quickly solves the Rubik's Cube during interview, showing off actual skill.
- David recounts cliff-diving incident in Hawaii where he fell 50 feet, cut foot, and had to swim back bleeding.
Set: Observational comedy about living forever, Harvard claim that first 200-year-old already born, doctors not understanding hiccups/appendix, and medical history's trial-and-error appendix removal.
Interview: Seven-year standup from San Diego, 10-year Navy Electronics Technician veteran, committed felony (drunk driving, resisting arrest) before Navy, hid under canoe to evade police 5 hours.
- Most people don't want to live forever, only 180 years max.
- Harvard says first 200-year-old already born but doctors still don't know what hiccups are.
- 1780 doctors randomly cut out appendix without knowing what it did or why it worked.
- Billy recounts fleeing drunk driving arrest, hiding under a canoe for hours while cops searched nearby.
- Woman whose party he was kicked out of told cops her dog would find him, dog found him under canoe.
- Billy woke up, knocked on same woman's door for a ride, got arrested again, mother left him in jail 7 days.
- One month before Navy, Billy's mother got DUI, reversing his own jail experience.
Set: Fragmented set about smoking cigarettes, missing a babysitter, Good Charlotte nostalgia from age 14, multiple false starts and stream-of-consciousness structure.
Interview: Attempts to discuss jokes but frequently loses train of thought, acknowledges smoking heavily, tries various comedic angles that don't land, unsure of material direction.
- Missed babysitter nostalgia connected to Good Charlotte album nostalgia from age 14.
- Set is intentionally fragmented with multiple false starts and lost threads throughout 60 seconds.
- Melissa admits she was excited for show but can't contain nervous energy or focus comedically.
- Panel suggests the set doesn't work and needs comedic adjustment or focus.