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Quentin Thomas

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: July 3, 2017Latest: November 26, 2019

Quentin Thomas has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #417 Bucket Pull · November 26, 2019

Quentin discusses his practice of imagining weird things during sex to delay ejaculation, mentioning the Toys R Us giraffe frequently. Makes comparisons between Jewish and Black historical oppression with contrasting responses.

  • Imagines Toys R Us giraffe birth during sex to delay coming
  • Jewish people go straight to heaven; Earth is their hell
Kill Tony October 9, 2017 Bucket Pull · October 9, 2017

Quentin discussed how being friends with girls gives him power because he learns about their boyfriends' penis sizes. He talked about growing up in Huntington Beach with Christian youth groups instead of gangs, and being tall and trying to dunk on people who stare.

  • Being friends with girls teaches you about their boyfriend's dick size and gives you power
  • Huntington Beach has Christian youth groups instead of Bloods vs Crips gang problems
  • I'm tall and people stare so I'll start dunking on them
Kill Tony July 3, 2017 Bucket Pull · July 3, 2017

Comedy about people bringing up his height repeatedly, comparing stretch marks to a height chart, and discussing how men are perverts who fantasize about teachers while women don't have the same fantasies about men in early 2000s Toyotas.

  • People ask if I play basketball; I'm also Uber driver
  • Back looks like someone else's height chart from growing ten inches
  • Women don't fantasize about teachers like men do about 7-year-olds