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Kill Tony Wee Man

📅 July 3, 2017 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 8 comedians

Guests: Wee Man

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Lineup

1

Ian Rousso

Set: Story about attending a Hansen concert while on MDMA during a breakup, discussing the band's musicianship and attempting a three-minute Hansen bit condensed into his set.

Interview: Discussed nervousness affecting his delivery around 45-50 seconds, his background acting work on shows like Bones and Modern Family, and developed the running gag of saying 'bones' repeatedly.

Bits:
  • Hansen at a garage beer brewing kit created M Hops beer
  • I may be new in town but I'm So LA even my pants are sag
Moments:
  • Running gag of saying 'bones' repeatedly developed during interview
  • Tony coaches Ian to say 'bones' with confidence rather than trying to be cool
2

Derek Gruber

Set: Story about a homeless man with a 'Ho Ho Homeless' sign during Christmas, discussion of almost being homeless and meeting a homeless woman with a positive outlook, ending with a joke about being able to drop off a homeless girlfriend anywhere.

Interview: Discussed his previous Kill Tony appearance early in the show's run, his job at Target unloading trucks, living in his great aunt's house who recently broke her hip, and his current romantic situation with a coworker from Target.

Bits:
  • Best part about dating a homeless chick is you can drop her off anywhere
Moments:
  • Tony calls out Derek for using a very old, hackish joke about dropping off homeless women
  • Derek admits he was on one of the earliest Kill Tony episodes and it went badly
3

Chaz Carter

Set: Stories about needing a car to avoid homeless interactions, being mistaken for a teenager by a sex offender, and comparing his appearance to a buff 13-year-old or the Black kid from Stranger Things. Set ended early at 50 seconds.

Interview: Discussed his physical fitness, his Prince cover band, being single, his two jobs at a coffee shop and catering, and working on comedy for about a year.

Bits:
  • Walk around dressed like a buff 13-year-old Black kid from Stranger Things
  • Sex offender mistake boosted self-esteem despite inappropriate questions
Moments:
  • Chaz taps out at 50 seconds, shorter than full 60-second set
  • Abraham Lincoln makes inappropriate comment about Chaz being in his 'weight class' as Wee Man
4

Jihan Sabir

Set: Comedy about Black people needing lotion to avoid being ashy, comparing ashy skin to slavery, and correlating ashy people to violence in Black communities. Includes the phrase 'ashy lives matter.'

Interview: Discussed lotion preferences, expensive face lotion, sharing lotion with a Black girl at a pool, teaching white children about Black culture, converting rap songs into opera, and her dating preferences.

Bits:
  • Deny lotion to Black person causes existential crisis and violence
  • Ashy lives matter - violence in Black community from lack of lotion
  • Convert Millennium rap songs into opera performances
Moments:
  • Tony makes multiple callbacks about expensive lotion and Abraham Lincoln's wooden teeth
  • Extended riffing about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln with sexual innuendo
5

Danny Williams

Set: Stories about living in a white LA neighborhood where residents support Black Lives Matter on the internet but not in real life. Includes a joke about asking for directions to 7-Eleven and the person having only half a finger.

Interview: Discussed his job selling wheelchairs to handicapped people for seven years, working 12-hour days from 6am-6pm, communicating with insurance companies via email, and his recent dating life in his hatchback car.

Bits:
  • Neighborhood so white they support BLM online but not in real life
  • Asked 7-Eleven directions from guy with only half a finger
Moments:
  • Debate with Tony about whether 6pm is afternoon or evening
  • Extended discussion about Danny's sexual encounters in a hatchback car after Buffalo Wild Wings
6

Quentin Thomas

Set: Comedy about people bringing up his height repeatedly, comparing stretch marks to a height chart, and discussing how men are perverts who fantasize about teachers while women don't have the same fantasies about men in early 2000s Toyotas.

Interview: Discussed his sexual performance issues including premature ejaculation and difficulty maintaining erections, his age (23), poor cardiovascular fitness, and Abraham Lincoln giving him sexual advice.

Bits:
  • People ask if I play basketball; I'm also Uber driver
  • Back looks like someone else's height chart from growing ten inches
  • Women don't fantasize about teachers like men do about 7-year-olds
Moments:
  • Reveals he is gay after Tony asks about female partners
  • Abraham Lincoln provides absurdist sexual advice about thinking of civil rights
7

Ali Macofsky

Set: Comedy about getting friend-zoned by her haircut, being sexually assaulted on a skateboard on Hollywood Boulevard, and questioning the value of doing a one-minute set weekly when you don't learn anything.

Interview: Discussed being happy and living her best life, swimming frequently, enjoying the summer, watching movies like Baby Driver and Captain America: Civil War.

Bits:
  • Getting friend-zoned by my own haircut
  • Sexually assaulted on skateboard on Hollywood Boulevard
  • Never learn anything from one-minute sets like gym progress
Moments:
  • Tony gives her an unexpected compliment about her haircut looking sexy
8

Ray Easter

Set: Story about an older white lady assuming he's Korean because he lives in Koreatown, asking if she meant Englewood instead. Discusses the n-word, using it in Scrabble, and earning the right to say it.

Interview: Discussed this being his third appearance on the show, working as a Postmates driver with no traditional job, only doing stand-up and working, and his least favorite place being downtown LA.

Bits:
  • White lady thought living in Koreatown meant I'm part Korean
  • Used n-word to win Scrabble game against white guy
Moments:
  • George Washington makes Easter pun about 'He Is Risen'