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Kill Tony Russell Peters, Steve-O

📅 July 17, 2017 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Main Room 🎤 10 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Russell Peters · Steve-O

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Lineup

1

Joel Jimenez

Regular

Set: Joel discusses his mixed-race identity (half Black, half Mexican), being mistaken for his older brother, and being so broke he treats routine activities as once-in-a-lifetime opportunities, including being kicked into snow at Tahoe.

Interview: Tony and the panel discuss Joel's family makeup, his older brother, and his 13-year relationship with his girlfriend who works at a spa.

Bits:
  • Half Black, half Mexican identity makes cops think he's always 'the guy' but it was him once
  • So broke that snowmobiling at Tahoe summit was treated as once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
Moments:
  • Joel is revealed to be the drummer and is sent back to play drums mid-interview
2

Charlie Newhart

Set: Charlie performs observational jokes about Tiger Woods, Caitlyn Jenner hitting a woman, and Whitney Houston's star placement on cracked concrete. Set is 60 seconds with crude humor focused on celebrities.

Interview: Tony discovers Charlie recently moved from Detroit to LA to sell cars at Chrysler dealership; has 6 kids from multiple women; was shot by ex-wife; discusses his car sales pitch.

Bits:
  • Tiger Woods ran through 18 holes in record time, still hits women from behind
  • Whitney's Walk of Fame star on cracked rocks, inappropriate metaphor
Moments:
  • Charlie pitches car sales aggressively during interview, making dealership plugs
  • Reveals he was shot by ex-wife over child support and beat her afterwards
3

Michael Crawford

Set: Michael's set is largely inaudible; he speaks extremely quietly into the microphone and struggles to be heard. Eventually discusses sleeping with his mom's coworker who was very large, and his fear when she said she would squirt.

Interview: Tony notes Michael is the quietest comedian ever; Michael reveals he's 21, sober 2 years after drug addiction, sells barbecues, hunts hogs, and had sex with a large woman in his mom's house.

Bits:
  • Slept with mom's large coworker (Kenmore fridge size), ran when she said she'd squirt
Moments:
  • Michael is inaudible for first 3 minutes of set, requires three microphones to hear
  • Russell makes callback joke about Michael being so quiet, the woman didn't know he came
  • Tony praises Michael's 2-year sobriety despite admitting to smoking heroin and meth
4

Jessie Johnson

Set: Jessie discusses living in LA for 3 months, trying to have quiet sex with a roommate by making ocean sounds instead of normal sounds; irony of living in LA but can't get to ocean without getting wet.

Interview: Jessie reveals she's monogamous with a guy who's in an open relationship; works studio audience jobs; has been on Kill Tony multiple times; Russell encourages her to find a better guy.

Bits:
  • Changed sex noises to ocean sounds to avoid roommate hearing, irony of LA ocean access
Moments:
  • Jessie gives high-five to audience member mid-set for connection
  • Panel and Tony encourage her to leave her unavailable boyfriend
5

Chaz Carter

Set: Chaz performs about celebrating Pride by just being gay at work paying bills; jokes about being too old for Pride at 30; describes looking like a buff 13-year-old; discusses partying as a young thug in Tampa hood.

Interview: Chaz discusses coming out to friends at 21 and family at 25-26; confirms four women he tried to be with; grew up in Tampa projects; plays sports and tracks in high school; panel discusses his masculine presentation for gay man.

Bits:
  • Celebrating Pride by being gay at work paying bills instead of traveling
  • Too old for Pride at 30, should be chaperoning and handing out STD pamphlets
  • Looks like a buff 13-year-old, confusing people about his actual age
Moments:
  • Chaz asks Steve-O and Russell about his sexuality in jest during interview
  • Discussion of 'gold standard' and 'platinum standard' gay terminology (virginity levels)
6

Phil Kemp

Set: Phil discusses being fired as a Repo Man and not being good at oppressing minorities; tells offensive jokes about Native Americans with cocaine problems and broken cars; admits to not having real jokes.

Interview: Phil reveals he's 24, lives with 13-14 people in West Hollywood 2-bedroom, teaches ukulele, works studio audience gigs, smoked crack 6 months ago thinking it was meth, and sat twitching in Denny's parking lot.

Bits:
  • Recently fired from Repo Man job, bad at oppressing minorities despite looking like it
  • What do you call Native American with cocaine? What do you call one with broken car?
Moments:
  • Phil admits to smoking crack accidentally thinking it was meth, sat in Denny's parking lot
  • Lives with 13-14 people in 2-bedroom bunk beds in West Hollywood
  • Steve-O relates about crack being delicious; discussion of chasing the dragon
7

Ali Macofsky

Set: Ally discusses getting fired/not scheduled at job; shaved head makes everything seem intense; receives dick pics and responds treating them like food menus; describes swiping on Bumble while watching Game of Thrones.

Interview: Ally discusses being fired from restaurant job, searching for new income, confidence issues, and relationship status; Tony notes she's a regular with locked-in spot who performs new minute every week.

Bits:
  • Shaved head makes walking a poodle look like dog training, gets dick pics
  • Responds to dick pics like food menu: 'Mmmm that looks nice'
  • Swiped Bumble whole time watching Game of Thrones for validation, not dates
Moments:
  • Ally is established regular with locked-in spot, performs new 60 seconds every week
  • Tony makes joke about her being Jewish and embracing skinhead culture
8

Rosalee Mayeux

Set: Rosalee discusses calling her two grown sons and every call costing her $500; they request new tires at Jeep dealership for their safety; references her survival of triple negative breast cancer.

Interview: Rosalee reveals she's a librarian and actress (was in Lawn Mower Man as Carla Parker); has two grown sons aged 25 and 30 who drain her financially; is cancer survivor in remission; has been doing standup for 1.5 years after diagnosis.

Bits:
  • Two grown sons always call asking for $500, usually for tires at Jeep dealership
  • Sons claim tires needed for safety, implies she raised them poorly if always broke
Moments:
  • Rosalee reveals triple negative breast cancer diagnosis one year prior, now in remission
  • Extended callback jokes about her cancer being like 'Dragon Tears' and chemotherapy
  • Mentions 35 years in film/TV, was actress for 25 years including Lawn Mower Man
9

Dustin Hadlock

Set: Dustin discusses liking Anti-Flag punk band from high school; attempts joke about their British accents and George W. Bush criticism; set bombs with audience and panel visibly rejecting him; very brief actual comedy content.

Interview: Dustin admits never gotten called before despite signing up 6 times; works Postmates and Uber Eats; from Phoenix, been in LA 3 years; plays lead guitar; had drunk arguments with friends he regrets.

Bits:
  • Anti-Flag band doing British accents on stage talking about fucking racism and Bush
Moments:
  • Entire audience visibly rejects set; Tony says never seen whole audience revolt like this
  • Rosalee mentions having seen George Lynch (implied famous guitarist related to Dustin's friend)
10

Jeffrey Allen

Set: Jeffrey performs controversial material about Bill Cosby and Donald Trump switching positions (grab women by pussy vs. rape allegations); set bombs almost completely with entire audience rejecting it; repeats failed hackysack joke from previous appearance.

Interview: Jeffrey from Michigan (Beaverton), previously on cocaine, born in Hawaii, raised in Michigan; audience and Tony largely silent/hostile; repeated joke that didn't land second time.

Bits:
  • Bill Cosby and Donald Trump should switch positions; wants Cosby saying grab women
Moments:
  • Entire audience rejects set; Tony explicitly says audience wants him off stage
  • Jeffrey repeats hackysack joke from previous appearance hoping it will land