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Phil Kemp

🎤 2 appearancesFirst: July 17, 2017Latest: June 13, 2016

Phil Kemp has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #161 Bucket Pull · June 13, 2016

Phil does Sméagol impressions during sex, performs a three-part incest joke song about Alabama with banjo/guitar.

  • Does Sméagol impression during sex, calls it 'Sméagol Blues', loses partner.
  • Three-part song: Alabama incest anthem celebrating legal family relations.
Kill Tony July 17, 2017 Bucket Pull · July 17, 2017

Phil discusses being fired as a Repo Man and not being good at oppressing minorities; tells offensive jokes about Native Americans with cocaine problems and broken cars; admits to not having real jokes.

  • Recently fired from Repo Man job, bad at oppressing minorities despite looking like it
  • What do you call Native American with cocaine? What do you call one with broken car?