Kill Tony #161 — Joe DeRosa, Big Jay Oakerson
Guests: Joe DeRosa · Big Jay Oakerson
Lineup
Set: Michelle discusses her broken engagement and accidentally listing herself as a 'suction ear' instead of 'auctioneer' on dating apps, resulting in 800 matches.
Interview: Discussed her motorcycle, auctioneer career, and dating life. Panel debated whether she should have mentioned being single earlier in her set.
- Match.com typo turned 'auctioneer' into 'suction ear', got 800 emails from interested parties.
- Facebook memories reminded her of engagement anniversary same day she became single.
- Revealed she rides a 1200cc Harley which impressed the panel.
Set: Phil does Sméagol impressions during sex, performs a three-part incest joke song about Alabama with banjo/guitar.
Interview: Phil revealed he just moved to LA a month ago from Bakersfield, plays music online for $15/hour, and performs almost nightly while streaming.
- Does Sméagol impression during sex, calls it 'Sméagol Blues', loses partner.
- Three-part song: Alabama incest anthem celebrating legal family relations.
- Performed live banjo/guitar song after initial set, surprising energy shift.
- Panel praised performance; Tony said 'go home and kill yourself because that is the peak of your life.'
Set: Isaac discusses superstitious friends and shivers, jokes about porn stars watching Michael J. Fox, claims his shiver theory about people thinking of you while masturbating.
Interview: Discussed his mixed ethnicity (Chinese/German/Polish/Irish/white), work as door guy and comedian at Comedy Store, and relationship of 9 months.
- When someone shivers, it means a porn star is thinking of them while masturbating.
- Michael J. Fox doesn't have Parkinson's, just women beating off to Back to the Future.
- Panel aggressively commented on his appearance and ethnicity; Joe praised his actual comedy ability.
Set: Kat discusses her unhappiness despite appearing successful, talks about her two Pisces cats and tarot reading, admits to not seeing cocaine since 2009.
Interview: Discussed her special needs nanny job, relationship with boyfriend she met at party, height preference in partners, and favorite porn genre (girls together).
- Not successful, single, unhappy—but at least she's not happy.
- Hasn't seen cocaine since 2009; offers to hold friend's baby so they can do drugs.
- Extensive discussion of five-year-old with Down syndrome who headbutts women's genitalia; explicit and controversial segment.
- Panel made offensive Down syndrome impressions and jokes; Kat participated.
Set: Michael jokes about LA murder rates dropping to $300, Canadian prostitutes ('leaf blowers'), and stories about his best comedy show and marriage.
Interview: Discussed his Italian heritage, previous appearance on show, management of cafe in Los Feliz, and celebrity sightings including Courtney Love.
- Murder rate in LA down to $300—not bad.
- Canadian prostitutes called 'leaf blowers'; recent relationships and marriage references.
- Joe compared Michael's look to 'hot chick at a laundromat', compliments on tight jokes.
- Michael mentioned Courtney Love visited his cafe, panel made comments about her plastic surgery.
Set: Titus jokes about being broke, appreciating a burp after eating, not having modern TV equipment, and VCR with stove knob replacement.
Interview: Discussed being from Riverside, performing 8-9 years, Uber driving, girlfriend from El Salvador he doesn't know details about, and his father Kimbo Slice.
- Broke—tastes burp after eating In-N-Out as second meal.
- TV so old, replaced lost volume knob with stove knob (low/medium/high).
- Tony mentions Titus's father Kimbo Slice passed away; Titus continues performing.
- Joe DeRosa left stage mid-interview to use bathroom; caused comedic disruption.
- Big Jay praised Titus's appearance and comedic style.
Set: Melissa does Donald Duck impression from childhood, jokes about driving stick shift to seem like hard worker but being a bad driver.
Interview: Discussed her nervousness during performance, weekly appearances on Kill Tony, and took coaching from Joe and Big Jay about delivery.
- Only childhood impression was Donald Duck washing face; it was best friend.
- Drives stick shift to seem hardworking but replaced clutch as bad driver.
- Joe noted set felt rushed; wanted to see more material.
- Big Jay praised delivery and nervous energy; offered genuine encouragement.
Set: Vanessa jokes about McDonald's requiring college degrees for cashiers, imagines overly grammatical corrections from educated employees.
Interview: Discussed college degree requirement claim (Joe fact-checked), eating habits, and Joe offered unsolicited comedy advice about personalizing material.
- English majors as cashiers would correct drunk orders: 'my friend and I' not 'me and my friend'.
- Joe criticized joke for lacking personal perspective, gave coaching advice.
- Vanessa called out Joe's comedy advice as inappropriate given his demeanor.