Kill Tony #159 — Dan St. Germain, Jesus Trejo
Guests: Dan St. Germain · Jesus Trejo
Lineup
Set: Self-deprecating humor about body image and weight, comparing body parts to food and discussing family acceptance of her appearance.
Interview: Discussed her background (Denver native, 2 years in LA, ~3.5 years doing standup), her job loss at a chocolate factory, and her interest in poetry and singing.
- Friend said 'you got big titties' not fat, but what about chins and waist?
- As long as she's skinniest in family, doesn't care what world thinks.
- Pat Reagan attempts romantic roleplay with Jil, she responds positively
- Tony coaches her on joke structure regarding chocolate factory job loss
Set: Immigrant narrative about leaving China with girlfriend, baby, and dog; includes angry mother voicemail and crude sexual/American dream jokes; set runs long.
Interview: Discussed confidence level with women, recent encounters at open mics, preferences for white women, and censorship differences between China and America.
- Left China with half-white baby, white girlfriend, yellow dog; mother furious
- American dream is bacon cheeseburger and pink vagina all day
- Called girl in China to 'compile chicken' (sexual double entendre)
- Tony stops set early, notes he's running long; Feng continues anyway
- Dan St. Germain coaches Feng on joke structure and confidence
- Feng displays extreme confidence with women, claims line formed
Set: Opens with pre-written roast jokes at Tony Hinchcliffe (jokes about his special, voice, appearance). Reveals he's homeless, lives in Venice Beach, makes money selling roses on Hollywood Boulevard.
Interview: Discussed roasting intentions, homelessness (4 years), previous career as political consultant for Kerry campaign, current street vending, and various survival details.
- One Shot special title apt because halfway through needed shot to head
- God gave gifts: blacks athleticism, whites intelligence, gays Tony's voice
- Tony surprised by pre-written roast jokes instead of standup
- Jamie reveals he's been homeless for 4 years while doing standup
- Jamie volunteers personal information that undercuts Tony's ability to roast back
Set: Discusses making friends through rejection, fantasies about girls spreading rumors about him, and imagined scenarios where girls want him but abstain for his career focus.
Interview: 23-year-old from Philadelphia living in LA for 2 years, works as production coordinator on 'Adam Ruins Everything,' takes daily hip-hop dance classes, demonstrates dance moves on stage.
- Gets friends by asking girls out; they say 'just be friends' (his goal)
- Fantasizes girls spreading rumors he's funny and they all want him
- John demonstrates hip-hop dance moves to music on stage
- Tony and panel riff on his dance moves and nerd charm
- John reveals bed collapsed during sex, had to drag mattress
Set: Story about contracting possible herpes at age 13 from unprotected anal sex; describes 9-year-old pimple/cyst on genitals that popped once; claims good sexual prowess despite condition.
Interview: 22-year-old lives with parents and siblings, works at dry cleaners, attends Santa Monica College studying English/creative writing, got hit by car 5 years ago, interested in skateboarding.
- Had pimple on balls for 9 years from teenage unprotected anal sex
- Parents were at Olive Garden when girlfriend came over at 13
- Roger insists he has 'good dick' despite genital disease claims
- Tony notes Roger's half-mustache makes him look like a woman
- Roger reveals he was hit by old Black woman in van 5 years ago
Set: Short set about throwing phone in anger, Sprint store calling it 'Space Rock black' instead of just 'black,' reflects on fear and language.
Interview: Struggling with stress and depression, jobless, lost excitement about LA, experiencing emotional difficulty. Tony and Dan coach her on writing and taking time off.
- Sprint called broken phone 'Space Rock black' instead of just 'black'
- Tony and Dan coach Melissa on writing quality and mental health
- Pat Reagan gets emotional about his music, accuses others of disrespect
- Tony delivers serious talk about choosing happiness and using material wisely
GT
Set: Interrupts his own set introduction, discusses new slang 'leaking' related to oral sex, mentions his bit about women approaching him.
Interview: Minimal interview; Tony and panel cut him off due to time constraints. Notes he's on Twitter, long-time legend at Comedy Store with history of meltdowns.
- Women tell him they learned 'leaking' is new blow job technique
- GT didn't realize his set had started when name was pulled
- Episode runs out of time before GT's full set/interview