John Horan
John Horan has performed on Kill Tony 2 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Discusses making friends through rejection, fantasies about girls spreading rumors about him, and imagined scenarios where girls want him but abstain for his career focus.
- Gets friends by asking girls out; they say 'just be friends' (his goal)
- Fantasizes girls spreading rumors he's funny and they all want him
John performed about his overbearing father, having Asperger's and struggling with girls, joking that girls tell him he's smart and funny but he still can't get a girlfriend, ending with a joke about his fighting weight.
- Girls say I'm smart and funny but as if it's their choice I can't get laid
- Trying to lose weight, fighting weight from seventh grade at 72 pounds