Feng Chao

Fang jokes about his mother being scared during pandemic anti-Asian sentiment, proudly claims Chinese people make 'number one virus that kills everybody,' and suggests upgrading the virus through China's phone line.

• Chinese make number one virus, should upgrade virus through China phone

Immigrant narrative about leaving China with girlfriend, baby, and dog; includes angry mother voicemail and crude sexual/American dream jokes; set runs long.

• Left China with half-white baby, white girlfriend, yellow dog; mother furious
• American dream is bacon cheeseburger and pink vagina all day
• Called girl in China to 'compile chicken' (sexual double entendre)

Feng Chao joked about being from China, mother beating him, grandma's desire to see him with Chinese wife. Dark family humor about cultural expectations and death.

• Mother beat him five times one rough day growing up in China
• Grandma wanted to see him marry Chinese woman before dying

Opening with broken English bit. Going back to China for holidays. Chinese people eat anything, tiger penis myths for sexual enhancement. Warns against pot brownies on flights.

• Chinese people eat anything that moves, it's not a joke
• Tiger penis supposedly helps with lasting longer during sex

Set about growing up in China, parental beatings, grandmother wanting him to marry a Chinese woman and have Chinese babies, and his refusal to do so. Heavy use of the word 'Chinese' throughout.

• Got 700 points on SAT test just for his Chinese name.
• Grandmother wanted to see him married to Chinese woman with Chinese babies before she died.
• No matter who he marries, grandmother won't live long enough to see the outcome.

Chinese immigrant from Beijing discussing his SAT score tied to his name and a prank where he left a message on a girl's phone introducing himself as 'from Chow.'

• Got 700 points on SAT just for having the name Feng Chao
• Left a message on a girl's phone introducing himself by his Chinese name and number

Asian comedian discussing stereotypes and self-awareness about appearance and dating issues.

Chinese comic returns for second show after first appearance last week, discusses waking up Chinese, cereal/cereals wordplay, iPhone 6, and child labor.

• Woke up this morning, checked himself, still Chinese, very happy about it.
• Jerked off and had cereals for breakfast; running out of time.
• Child labor problem in China but iPhone 6 is really nice.

Feng discusses being Chinese, not liking Chinese women because they're stuck-up, comparing them to fish. Crude observational humor about dating and cultural stereotypes.

• Chinese women are stuck-up with smallest vaginas; fish have smaller ones
• Asian women don't know how to be sexy, like starfish