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Kill Tony #84 — Guy Branum, George Perez

📅 December 22, 2014 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 7 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Guy Branum · George Perez

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Lineup

1

Michael Schirtzer

Set: Jokes about bombing in Afghanistan, a girl named Isis, and Matthew McConaughey smoking weed in Malibu. Set focused on Middle East politics and celebrity encounters.

Interview: Tony discussed the importance of setup and payoff structure. Discussed the fleece he was wearing as a hand-me-down from his father. Gave advice on avoiding early jokes that signal you're 'just fucking around.'

Bits:
  • Girl named Isis gave bad oral sex, attacked his penis like terrorist
  • Matthew McConaughey showed up at Malibu beach house with bottle of 151
Moments:
  • Tony noted he was first the last three weeks in a row, questioned if Josh was looking at names
  • Coaching on not opening with silly jokes that make audience dismiss you
2

OK Gabe

Set: First-time comedian discussing masturbating with a cut on dominant hand, KY and lotion combination ratios. Heavy focus on masturbation mechanics and product recommendations.

Interview: Tony questioned his stage name, discussed his drunk cooking show with 51 episodes. Audience guessed YouTube views (4,300), discussed various lubricant options. Positive feedback on confidence despite being first-timer.

Bits:
  • Can't masturbate with non-dominant hand, feels like disabled girl handjob
  • KY and lotion 1-to-1 ratio for masturbation technique optimization
Moments:
  • George roasted his stage name, suggesting he change to real name
  • Video production background revealed, cooking show revealed as legitimate YouTube channel
  • Discussion about oil-based lube breaking condoms and AIDS risk
3

David Freeburg

Set: Wisconsin nanny living with parents, jokes about kissing parents goodnight, Jesus and socks-and-sandals theological debate. Brief observational comedy about Midwest living.

Interview: Revealed just arrived in LA 20 hours ago, visited Madison Wisconsin for a year, works as a nanny. Discussed law school in Minnesota, audience began making pedophilia accusations based on nanny profession.

Bits:
  • Living with parents, avoiding getting caught smoking pot
  • Awkward goodnight rituals with parents, hug-vs-kiss confusion
  • Jesus fashion choices, socks and sandals theological debate
Moments:
  • Panel accused him of pedophilia based on him being a male nanny
  • Guy Branum disclosed committing statutory rape in Minnesota during panel banter
  • Tony asked about worst first-time comedy experience from other panelists
4

Sarah Kenny

Set: Boyfriend shaved beard revealing he was ugly the whole time. Story about seeing doppelganger couple at packed show. Joke about borrowing Black child for bring-your-kid-to-work day, awkwardness about not breastfeeding nine-year-olds.

Interview: One-year anniversary of first Comedy Store appearance. Discussed performing at loft ensemble theater and clown museum downtown. Tony critiqued her premise structure, saying it needed another layer of abstraction.

Bits:
  • Boyfriend ugly after shaving beard, couldn't see reality before
  • Saw doppelganger couple at packed show, thought they were her and boyfriend
  • Borrowed Black child from playground for bring-your-kid-to-work day
Moments:
  • George suggested better punchline for beard joke about realizing boyfriend was woman
  • Panel made backhanded compliment comparing her to kidnapping movie victims
5

Kim Congdon

Regular

Set: Headline about guy who smoked weed then sucked horse dick. Joke about friend being promiscuous but picky eater (11 dicks but won't eat cilantro). No longer smokes weed, observations about inconsistency.

Interview: Weekly regular who's written new minute every week for year and a half. Tony praised positioning and delivery. Discussion about sex, dicks, and cilantro preferences.

Bits:
  • Guy probably would suck horse dick regardless of weed
  • Friend had 11 dicks in mouth but won't eat cilantro
Moments:
  • Tony praised consistent quality of jokes and positioning of punchlines
6

Feng Chao

Set: Opening with broken English bit. Going back to China for holidays. Chinese people eat anything, tiger penis myths for sexual enhancement. Warns against pot brownies on flights.

Interview: Asked about flight duration to China (14 hours). Discussed bad pot brownie experience on airplane in bathroom. Panelists joked about his appearance and Asian food.

Bits:
  • Chinese people eat anything that moves, it's not a joke
  • Tiger penis supposedly helps with lasting longer during sex
Moments:
  • George joked about his shoes being made in China vs. Footlocker
  • Tony encouraged more Asian comedians to perform, praising the quality
7

Tam Pham

Set: Self-described intensely shy person. Joke about genes making him short, brown eyes, and terrified of Black people. Positive Black role models on TV (LeVar Burton, Jaleel White, Bill Posey). Denies being afraid despite contradiction.

Interview: Confirmed Vietnamese family background. George joked about Chinese viewing Vietnamese as 'Mexican version.' Discussed his Twitter handle on his t-shirt, Tony suggested he stop wearing branded merchandise.

Bits:
  • Genes make him short, brown eyes, terrified of Black people
  • TV role models LeVar Burton, Jaleel White, Bill Posey helped
Moments:
  • George made cultural hierarchy joke about Chinese vs. Vietnamese Asians
  • Tony and Guy criticized his self-branded t-shirt as undignified