Kill Tony Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dave Smith
Guests: Jay Oakerson · Luis J Gomez · Dave Smith
Lineup
Beecher
Set: Set about sodomy and biblical references, examining how the practice is the most scientific thing mentioned in the Bible. Comedian struggled with timing and appeared unprepared.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed Beecher's appearance and physique, made references to previous night's naked roast, asked about his background in Connecticut and work as a standup comedian and background actor.
- Sodom was so dirty God named butt sex after it and destroyed it
- Ass fucking is the most scientific thing about the Bible
- Beecher did time check mid-set, appeared unprepared and rushed
- Jay made crude comment about seeing Beecher naked at previous night's roast
Set: Set about dropping phone in toilet, living with girlfriend in tiny apartment, and buying a mannequin to practice removing a bra. Strong material with solid comedic timing and relatability.
Interview: Tony discussed Josh's 12 years in comedy, his resting facial expression, relationship with girlfriend who is a professor and breadwinner, and his apparent burnout from comedy despite strong performance.
- Dropped phone in toilet, landed on career barely got wet
- Bought mannequin to practice removing bra for six months
- Office is a blanket thrown over his head in tiny apartment
- Jeremiah Watkins played Smashmouth before Josh's set, crowd loved it
- Josh crushed set but seemed emotionally exhausted and over comedy
- Jay noted Josh's 12 years in comedy shows industry burnout effect
Set: Set about being fat, food addiction, and comparing heroin addiction as cooler than food addiction. Material about '90s grunge musicians on heroin having better physiques than food-addicted people.
Interview: Tony and panel discussed Byron's Iraqi background, family history of violence in Iraq, his MMA and Jiu-Jitsu experience, fashion choices, and dating life including a date at the Metropolitan Museum.
- Food addiction seems uncool vs heroin addiction which seems rock star cool
- Eat dessert every night as reward for not killing himself
- Heroin users are all skinny with nice abs like '90s grunge singers
- Byron mentioned uncle was kidnapped in Baghdad for ransom in dark story
- Byron and Diego Lopez did impromptu high kick competition with Jeremiah
- Jay compared Byron to Andre the Giant as 12-year-old version
Set: Extremely dark comedy about meth deaths and Amish school shooting. Material about meth as summer drug and tragedy of blood on unfinished wood floors. Controversial but well-received.
Interview: Tony and panel explored KC's Indian heritage, discussed his white girlfriend, sports knowledge, wrestling podcast, his father's death, and his attraction level compared to typical Indian men.
- Couple froze to death on meth; lesson is meth is summer drug
- Amish school shooting tragedy is blood won't clean from wood floors
- Everyone in old NYC photos wore suits, including child newspaper sellers
- KC disclosed his father was killed, deflected with humor about train death
- Brian Redband loaded multiple sound effects for Indian father death scenarios
- Panel extensively discussed KC's interracial relationship and Indian identity
Set: Set about responsible sexuality, Plan B pricing, lack of money, living in NY collecting historical photos, always needing to borrow blazers, and general financial irresponsibility.
Interview: Tony discussed Diego's New Jersey birth and South Florida upbringing, his MMA training background with cauliflower ears, his tattoo regrets, teaching MMA in Williamsburg, and his dating history.
- Plan B costs $48, perfect price to never learn lesson
- Parents raised him for 12 years, he's topped out
- Collects old NYC photos but wonders if suits were free
- Diego and Byron engaged in high kick competition with Jeremiah
- Panel noted Diego doesn't match his Hispanic name expectation
- Jay suggested Diego should fight audience members or be more violent
Set: Set about intrusive thoughts about stealing cop guns, full-body panic seeing police, and life feeling like first half of a deodorant commercial. Strong delivery with cascading punchlines.
Interview: Tony explored Mike's dog walking business, wrestling fandom, Long Island origin, Philly shirt causing confrontation, and his career as MMA teacher and dog walker.
- Always think about stealing cop gun, full body panic every time
- Plan is steal gun, slide it through train door, see you in jail
- Life feels like first half of deodorant commercial never gets to second half
- Panel heavily praised the cascading punchline structure of his set
- Luis called Mike's joke one of favorite jokes period
Set: Set about being only child, pity voice people use, and imaginary friend Amanda who broke up with him. Clever callback about Amanda being his ex. Strong material with emotional resonance.
Interview: Tony explored Doyle's move from LA to NY 5 months ago, his PR job, basketball and hiking hobbies, homemade question mark shirt, and relationship to the New York comedy community.
- People pity only children, he asks if they pitied growing without imaginary friends
- Imaginary friend Amanda broke up, he asks what he created her for
- Amanda says his ex sucks, darkly funny callback on breakup
- Doyle's set received hardest laugh of night for imaginary friend joke
- Tony and panel burned Doyle's handmade question mark shirt at episode end
- Doyle revealed he only moved to NY 5 months ago from LA
Interview: Jay sat as panel guest throughout episode, making jokes about various performers including Beecher's appearance, commenting on New York comedy talent, and discussing the contrast between East Coast and West Coast comedy.
- Jay noted no insane performers yet, mentioned wanting to see crazier people
- Jay suggested Diego kick Jeremiah or attack someone to provide drama
Interview: Luis J sat as panel guest, made jokes about Legion of Skanks, discussed the intern Olympics and Battle of Interns, and plugged the Roast Masters show at The Stand in New York.
- Luis explained complex Battle of Interns business model during Josh interview
- Luis praised Mike Abrusci's joke as one of his favorites ever
- Luis was shown lighting Doyle's shirt on fire at episode end
Dave Smith
Interview: Dave sat as panel guest, was referenced multiple times throughout episode about his comedy special, participated in judging bucket pull comedians.
- Tony mentioned Dave was working out new material and had just done special
Interview: Jeremiah served as band member and musical accompanist throughout episode, played saxophone and sound effects, introduced performers musically, participated in high kick competition with Diego.
- Jeremiah played Smashmouth song before Josh Branham's set
- Jeremiah participated in high kick competition against Diego Lopez and commentators
- Jeremiah introduced KC Aurora musically with his saxophone