Jihan Sabir
Jihan Sabir has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Comedy about Black people needing lotion to avoid being ashy, comparing ashy skin to slavery, and correlating ashy people to violence in Black communities. Includes the phrase 'ashy lives matter.'
- Deny lotion to Black person causes existential crisis and violence
- Ashy lives matter - violence in Black community from lack of lotion
- Convert Millennium rap songs into opera performances
Black female nanny comedian about men staring at her eyes instead of breasts, raising Black children educated on Black history, code-switching at predominantly white school, rich white families' kids making racist comments, and stalking incident.
- Men look at eyes instead of breasts; spent 2 hours finding perfect shirt in vain
- Nanny teaches kids Black history; 7-year-old quotes about oppression and bodily autonomy at school
- Rich white boy told her she's made of poo because she's brown; parents from New York
Sabir discussed her obsession with an A&E Scientology miniseries, noting it's the 'Fooey of religions for us by us.' She contrasted it with Mormonism and described attending a black Baptist church where the pastor quoted Big Sean.
- Scientology is the Fooey of religions made for white people, replacing Mormonism
- Pastor at black Baptist church quoted Big Sean about sinners and trouble