Kill Tony Jerron Horton, Willie Hunter
Guests: Jerron Horton · Willie Hunter
Lineup
Set: Jewish Baltimore native about name mispronunciations, marriage dynamics, and dairy vs. meat mixing. References Gillette razor ads and rabbinical consultation about food laws.
Interview: Discussed her background as a clown teacher from Ringling Brothers Clown College, her 8 years of stand-up, and various personal details about her husband and comedy performances.
- People mispronounce her name like 'delete'; compares to naming kid 'abortion' then shortening to 'dilly'
- Husband doesn't eat certain foods; she calls rabbi about mixing dairy with meat
- Tony and panel praise her as 'one of the funniest' and note her visible nervousness despite strong material
Set: First-time stand-up about immature friend making crude jokes about objects, then personal anecdote about possibly having mono while on the toilet and a terrible Tinder date experience.
Interview: First-time performer, works in logistics at tech startup, sings as hobby, keeps 11 snakes, discussed his Tinder date with a woman who turned out to be heavier than her pics suggested.
- Friend grabs random objects asking if they're sex toys; laptop stand mistake leads to porn joke
- Sitting on toilet thinking he has mono, then drops a log right after diagnosis thought
- Tinder girl shows up, looks heavier than pics, spoons him, becomes self-conscious during intimacy
- Tony stops set mid-joke to ask him to restart from the log drop, praising the punchline structure
- Extensive detailed interview about his real Tinder date, including the girl getting out of Uber, his snake collection, and the actual sexual encounter
Set: Comedian discusses Amber Alerts for custody cases versus stranger abductions, found missing dog poster, and references to dark humor about anal sex and child abduction.
Interview: Multiple past appearances, openly gay, participated in Pride activities, does mostly standard routines, wrote new five-minute piece, booked at Ice House July 2nd, new member of comedy house.
- Amber alerts for parental custody disputes vs stranger abductions; jokes about anal sex as motivation
- Found poster of missing dog, not kid; made joke about not reporting dog due to anal involvement
- Panel and Tony make roasts about his appearance ('instant oatmeal,' 'Hollywood Hills Have Eyes ministry') while discussing his comedy approach
Set: Arab-American comedian discusses identity ambiguity ('beer abs' not 'Arab'), alopecia reference, life in Dubai with hookers and prostitutes propositioning him for coke, and sexual encounter with street worker.
Interview: Baking consultant, born in LA, recently moved back after 3 years based in Dubai/Iran, spent 4 months in Mexico, former set photographer, discusses liberal attitudes and women in Dubai, details getting detained by authorities for photographing ATM.
- Not really Arab, more 'beer abs'; doesn't have money, broke, drives Ford Fiesta
- Hooker in Dubai kept asking for coke; he put his dick in her nose
- Discussed being detained in Dubai for photographing an ATM spurting oil; cops put guns in his face; cousin rescued him
- Tony coaches him to lean into personal storytelling and authentic delivery rather than 'too soon' references to Ariana Grande
Set: Black female nanny comedian about men staring at her eyes instead of breasts, raising Black children educated on Black history, code-switching at predominantly white school, rich white families' kids making racist comments, and stalking incident.
Interview: Nanny profession, works with wealthy families, got a new car from employers, travels with family, no longer works for previous family, has bodyguard, recently stalked by man with gym bag in dark driveway.
- Men look at eyes instead of breasts; spent 2 hours finding perfect shirt in vain
- Nanny teaches kids Black history; 7-year-old quotes about oppression and bodily autonomy at school
- Rich white boy told her she's made of poo because she's brown; parents from New York
- Disclosed she was followed and stalked by man with gym bag up her friend's driveway; man had notebook of other women's numbers
Set: Regular weekly performer. Set about practicing handwriting in middle school to impress girls, suicide note penmanship joke, role-playing chiropractor scenario, and skincare routine causing dry lips and peeling skin for a month.
Interview: Discussed handwriting hobby, recent skincare regimen causing lip issues for a month, getting haircuts from friend, comparing appearance to Wednesday Addams and gun wizard.
- Practiced handwriting as kid; thought it would make girls like him; suicide note joke about penmanship
- Told guy she's into kinky stuff; actual kink was pretending he's her chiropractor
- Using acne cream dries out skin; lips peeling for month; keeps peeling skin thinking 'this is the old me'
- Long discussion about recent haircut and maintaining short hair; Tony and panel make Wednesday Addams/gun wizard comparisons
Set: 35-year-old Puerto Rican comedian discussing misconceptions about Latino identity (can't dance, bad lover, will stab you), received unsolicited dick pic, responded with 'dad this text is meant for mom' joke.
Interview: 6 months into stand-up, just turned 35, Uber driver with 2015 Infiniti, leasing vehicle, got called n-word and other slurs by passengers, family in Puerto Rico, parents want him to marry.
- Puerto Rican but can't dance, bad lover, but will stab you instead of other stereotypes
- Got unsolicited dick pic; texted back 'dad this text is meant for mom'
- Discussed being called n-word, slurs, and vulgar names by Uber passengers; one passenger called him 'whiny sick wittle glove'