Kill Tony Randy Sklar, Jason Sklar
Guests: Randy Sklar · Jason Sklar
Lineup
Kali
Set: Dominican comedian discussing female grooming preferences and men's oral sex reluctance. Opens with self-conscious humor about body hair and dating.
Interview: Tony and panel discuss her Dominican background, her appearance, her accent, and her dating life. Lengthy discussion about cultural attitudes toward women in Dominican Republic.
- Men don't like going down on women with unshaved pubic hair
- Refers to her pubic hair style as 'the Hitler' because it kills people
- Dated Muslim man who wanted to pray instead of have sex
- Kali gives Tony a plastic tube she picked up off the floor during her set
- Extended discussion about her father urinating on her by accident in Dominican Republic
Set: Nine-month comedy novice discussing Looney Tunes and Space Jam, attempting race-related jokes about cartoon history with weak execution.
Interview: Tony criticizes set structure and setup. Discusses his masturbation habits, jerking off in showers shared with roommates, and his workspace challenges.
- Bugs Bunny possibly first trans woman on TV and may have fucked Elmer Fudd
- Looney Tunes cartoons had racist content but bounced back to play basketball with Michael Jordan
- Tony compares Mike's comedic delivery to Wile E. Coyote running off a cliff, losing momentum
- Extensive discussion of Mike's masturbation habits including jerking off while driving and shower usage patterns
Set: Julian discusses being 100% Mexican but not looking or feeling it. Topics include being light-skinned, sibling teasing about adoption, and not fitting into his culture.
Interview: Panel discusses his appearance, mustache, and sweating. Julian reveals he works as a tour guide at Universal Studios and is active on stage.
- Being light-skinned Mexican, siblings convinced him he was adopted
- Julian sweats profusely throughout his set, visibly drenched by end
- Panel makes multiple jokes about his extreme sweating and appearance
- Discussion of his tour guide job and audience reactions
Set: Taylor discusses fear of dating fake women, preferring women with big noses because nobody wants those. Uses beard as metaphor for authenticity versus makeup.
Interview: Panel praises his growth on the show over time. Discussion of his appearance, beard, and Urban Outfitters job. Tony encourages stronger opening.
- Attracted to girls with big noses because nobody's taking them
- Beard is natural unlike makeup; on desert island that's what face looks like
- Tony notes Taylor's significant growth and exponential improvement over multiple appearances
- Discussion of Taylor being on Homeland Security watch list for film school photography project
Set: Remi discusses long-distance relationship with girlfriend in San Francisco. Buys male sex toy (fleshlight) shaped like a torch, names it Lisa, and compares it to real relationships.
Interview: Panel asks about fleshlight usage, cleaning, sharing with roommates. Discussion of relationship, Iranian/British heritage, and Remy's delivery being too fast.
- Bought fleshlight shaped like torch because girlfriend moved away
- Fleshlight named Lisa requiring maintenance like real woman
- Left fleshlight behind in old apartment; steeping it in bathwater makes tea
- Remi delivers material very fast with nervous energy, speaking like Jason Statham
- Panel asks if he let friends use the fleshlight
- Discussion of his Iranian heritage and British accent creating comedic tension
Set: Jessie discusses divorced parents letting her choose which house to visit for holidays. Makes joke about preferring when courts decided. Discusses not believing in God but parents keep praying.
Interview: Panel discusses her move to LA, background from Phoenix, working in online sexual harassment training videos, and her five years of comedy experience.
- Parents let her choose holiday house after divorce; preferred court deciding
- Tells parents she doesn't believe in God; they pray harder for her
- Jessie mentions watching Kill Tony from Phoenix, recognizes episode from previous appearance
- Discussion of her housing situation and neighborhood safety concerns
Set: Ali performs weekly new minute. Discusses friend who she thinks is psycho, friend named Armand being Armenian, and self-defense classes for future psychos.
Interview: Panel discusses her appearance, her hostess job where coworkers think she's slow, and her accutane treatment for acne with facial redness.
- Friend is psycho; no self-defense class for psychos who haven't acted yet
- Friend Armand is Armenian; 75% of his name is where he's from
- Panel notes Ali's consistent weekly appearances and commitment to new material
- Discussion of accutane side effects and suicide concerns with medication
Set: Dan discusses heroin addiction recovery and 75-pound weight gain. Makes jokes about dirty spoons now covered in pudding, jail time, making pancakes in prison.
Interview: Panel discusses his jail experience, weight loss, and getting trapped in small window. Dan reveals DUI convictions and heroin purchases in Newburgh, New York.
- Used to shoot heroin; now looks like he's smuggling it
- Dirty spoons on car floor now covered in pudding instead of heroin
- Made 2000 pancakes in jail; caught one rack before dropping to look tough
- Panel calls out Dan's opening command of crowd attention
- Randy Sklar reveals Dan previously crawled through small window of locked home
Set: Manuel discusses almost fucking a trans woman he matched with on Tinder at Starbucks. Recognizes manly features, she deflects by mentioning mouth and ass.
Interview: Panel discusses the Tinder encounter, her pictures, and Manuel's Twitter interactions with adult content creator. Extensive Twitter deep-dive of his responses.
- Matched with trans woman on Tinder; her manly hands looked like gargoyle
- Woman deflects about gender with 'I got mouth and ass' comment
- Tipped her five dollars and left confused like Warren Beatty at Golden Globes
- Panel reviews Manuel's Twitter feed showing clever responses to adult content creator
- Multiple tweets to adult creator 'shred-head killa' about her ailments