Jerron Horton
Jerron Horton has performed on Kill Tony 7 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Mortal Kombat deep cut: Liu Kang is cool, Sonya Blade sucks—just white woman with ponytail with 'cheated-on woman powers.' Shaq-Fu comparison about game combining characters with NBA sports game.
- Sonya Blade has powers of woman who got cheated on, just punches.
- Shaq-Fu should have just been Sonya Blade called NBA Away Games.
Performed bit about tickling boyfriends to detect rapists, twin-bed logistics of convincing women for sex. Absurdist humor with personal experience angle.
- Tickle boyfriends to detect rapists; if not ticklish, definitely a rapist.
- Twin bed makes women watch masturbation; hard convincing them for sex.
Jerron performs a joke about heaven vs. hell basketball game. God takes people to heaven, explaining it as needing them for a basketball game. Heaven has Hitler, Osama, and a Glee cast member.
- God takes people to heaven for vs. hell basketball game
- Heaven roster includes Hitler, Osama, and Glee cast member
Jerron performs about his racist German grandmother who is supportive, but also shares stereotypes about Black people, Mexicans, and Jews.
- Grandmother is racist and supportive, from long line of racist Germans.
- Stereotypical jokes about Black people's pants, Mexicans pronouncing J, Jews.
Observational set about Black History Month being the shortest, ignorant people, Monopoly not having relevant properties, and the day he got shot.
- Black people celebrate shortest month; sharks never complain about Shark Week.
- Ignorant people won't play Monopoly because no Escalades or Footlockers on board.
- Got shot and realized he could become a rapper.
Jerron discusses being tall and the pressure associated with it, using the analogy that being tall is like being an Asian kid in high school.
- Being tall is like being Asian kid in high school - lots of pressure to be great.
- People ask what it's like being tall; comparison to gym locker room dick-watching.
Material about not looking intimidating to gang members, being voted most likely to survive, asking Black people about Obama, and being unable to vote as felon.
- Accidentally wore UCLA blue shirt in Blood neighborhood, got told to stay in school
- High school voted him most likely to be alive in ten years
- Asked why all Black people voted for Obama but he's a felon and can't vote