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Kill Tony #3 — Sarah Tiana, Dean Delray

📅 June 17, 2013 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 12 comedians

Guests: Sarah Tiana · Dean Delray

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Lineup

1

Scout Derwood

Set: Scout discusses being a lesbian and the early morning gay pride marches, the expectations of being gay, and a hate crime incident.

Interview: Tony and panel ask about her lesbian identity, specific setup, and encourage her to paint more vivid pictures and commit to story elements.

Bits:
  • Gay people must wake up early for pride marches, but it's too early for brunch.
  • Got beaten up in a hate crime despite being pretty.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests making references more specific and painting detailed pictures for audience.
2

Jerron Horton

Set: Jerron performs about his racist German grandmother who is supportive, but also shares stereotypes about Black people, Mexicans, and Jews.

Interview: Tony and panel critique the setup, suggesting he dig deeper into the grandmother character and make it more personal rather than listing stereotypes.

Bits:
  • Grandmother is racist and supportive, from long line of racist Germans.
  • Stereotypical jokes about Black people's pants, Mexicans pronouncing J, Jews.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests using a real, specific dynamic with grandmother rather than generic stereotypes.
3

Eric Oligney

Set: Eric discusses taking flattering dick pics in bathtubs, getting emotional watching TV, and using Instagram filters to look better in photos.

Interview: Panel critiques the setup and structure, suggesting he introduce the dick pic scenario more directly with a specific example rather than generalized statements.

Bits:
  • When sending dick pics, you look like a corpse in bathtub lighting.
  • Android compresses dick pics; cried at Viagra commercial about broken hearts.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests making the premise more specific by using a real example instead of generalized statements.
4

Jonathan Tumblin

Set: Jonathan discusses moving in with a gay roommate, his father's paranoid concerns, and his uncle Tony who came out as gay.

Interview: Panel suggests tightening the Tina Turner callback, making misdirects clearer, and painting more specific pictures of the roommate scenario.

Bits:
  • Dad worried gay roommate would assault me in shower after bathing.
  • Father thought friend catching gayness like disease; Uncle Tony became Tina.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests clearer misdirection on the shower scenario to land the rape joke punchline harder.
5

Matt Spineli

Set: Matt performs about not showering and going to Popeyes chicken, with references to LL Cool J and outfit choices.

Interview: Tony cuts short the interview when Iron Patriot interrupts, noting Matt didn't sign up properly and questioning his preparedness.

Bits:
  • Not showering until Friday, getting Popeyes chicken handy whites.
Moments:
  • Iron Patriot interrupts set, indicating disrespect for not signing up properly.
6

Timmy Day

Set: Timmy discusses the unrealistic 101 Dalmatians plot, stillborn puppies, and the miracles of female reproduction.

Interview: Panel suggests focusing on anti-Disney messaging, making the female miracle angle darker, and committing to a specific angle rather than surface jokes.

Bits:
  • 101 Dalmatian puppies impossible; many would be stillborn disasters.
  • Dog wouldn't want 101 babies sucking on titties; painful reality.
Moments:
  • Panel encourages making the set anti-Disney propaganda rather than just surface-level jokes.
7

Matty Chymbor

Set: Matty discusses his headshot being rejected before introduction, women turning him down based on profile pictures, and his nine years in entertainment.

Interview: Panel suggests removing specific mention of headshots and getting to the joke faster with a personal scenario.

Bits:
  • Roommate showed sister my headshot; she rejected photo before meeting.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests avoiding industry-specific references like headshots that general audiences won't understand.
8

Gabe Killian

Set: Gabe performs dark one-liners about racism, murder, being a drag queen, STDs, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and a joke about snatching an old lady's purse.

Interview: Panel praises his confidence and dark delivery but suggests consolidating multiple tags into connected bits rather than separate one-liners.

Bits:
  • Used to be racist, not anymore; Black people beat me up.
  • Snatched old lady's purse, only had four dollars; spinning backfist.
Moments:
  • Panel and Tony praise his volume and confidence delivery, encouraging consolidation of tags.
9

Kyle Henson

Set: Kyle discusses going on bad dates, including one where he mentioned Olive Garden sex bathroom scenario, and dated multiple women.

Interview: Tony asks about Kyle's dating life and which girl he's discussing; Kyle clarifies they're all white women.

Bits:
  • Proposed Olive Garden sex in bathroom; partner wondered about logistics.
Moments:
  • Iron Patriot appears to ask Kyle for pot, breaking scene momentarily.
10

Amy Hoffer

Set: Amy discusses turning 34, waking up sore from nothing, sexual peak differences between genders, and visible erections vs. female arousal.

Interview: Panel suggests making opening more specific with actual activity causing soreness and advises painting clearer pictures of hypothetical female arousal scenarios.

Bits:
  • Woke up with sore legs from doing nothing at age 34.
  • At 30s brain becomes teenage boy; three sex thoughts in 30 seconds.
  • If women had visible erections like men, Britney Spears would be high-fashion.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests making the leg soreness opening more specific with actual activity details.
11

Taylor Dean

Set: Taylor performs a one-liner about people being so old that carbon dating is used instead of birthday candles.

Interview: Tony and panel discuss Taylor's confidence issues, suggest she write more material, and encourage crowd work and interaction.

Bits:
  • Someone so old they use carbon dating instead of birthday candles.
Moments:
  • Tony and panel question Taylor's confidence and encourage her to develop more material.
  • Panel suggests Taylor do more crowd work with the Iron Patriot on stage.
12

Sara Mostajabi

Set: Sara discusses going to E3 video game convention, being one of few girls, and describes three types of guys at gaming events.

Interview: Panel suggests being more specific about E3, slowing down delivery, and diving deeper into her gaming experience and niche identity.

Bits:
  • E3 convention like crossing Texas border as non-white non-male.
  • Three types of gaming guys: perverts, terrified ones, overconfident ones.
Moments:
  • Panel suggests slowing down delivery and being more specific about setup details and laughs.
  • Panel praises Sara for returning with completely new material second week.