Kyle Henson
Kyle Henson has performed on Kill Tony 5 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Opening with aggressive dismissal of audience, then describes Beaverton, Oregon hometown culture and bald eagle tears. Attempts eagle and bear impressions that fall flat, devolves into animal sounds.
- Getting bald eagle to cry for tears logistically impossible.
- Nutria are local rats with big teeth that hiss.
Kyle performs about being an awesome uncle to his nephew Jason, offering him anything for his birthday, hiding a kitten in a pinata at the party, and the payoff about Jason beating something for the first time.
- Puts kitten in pinata at birthday party to confuse nephew.
Kyle told jokes about distracting attractive drunk girls at shows, then pivoted to a heckler-response bit about responding to people criticizing his appearance and weight.
- Attractive drunk girls distract from my set, need to manage it.
- Your BMI looks like your bowling score.
Kyle discusses going on bad dates, including one where he mentioned Olive Garden sex bathroom scenario, and dated multiple women.
- Proposed Olive Garden sex in bathroom; partner wondered about logistics.
Kyle performs about learning Junior Seau died via Facebook, questioning the information on Wikipedia, and making jokes about Saints suicide payments.
- Found out Junior Seau died on Facebook; verified on Wikipedia he shot himself.
- How much do Saints pay Hall of Famers for suicides joke; references Patrick Swayze.