Sara Mostajabi

Sara's set largely fails; she attempts off-the-cuff crowd work about getting into the Comedy Store, makes a defensive response about a blowjob joke, and becomes emotional. Minimal prepared material.

Sara discussed impulse purchases including Hello Kitty items, large purses, and unnecessary products. She talked about how accumulation of adult products signals something to potential dates.

• Owns Hello Kitty items, spent $40 on Pizza Hut ET cup

Dark material about sucking dick as a hobby that pays, lack of parental attention, daddy issues, and anal sex references tied to childhood neglect.

• Wished sucking dick was hobby that paid money; attributed sexual behavior to lack of parental attention and paternal affection.

Set about Grand Theft Auto V success contrast with her $90k game design degree debt. Discussed gameplay mechanics of beating up NPCs and punching LAPD, self-deprecating gaming skill commentary.

• GTA V made $1 billion, she has $90k student debt for game design degree, not worth it
• GTA V is great for punching LAPD out of cars over parking tickets instead of playing story
• Bullies and basic game play: pulls people from convertibles, shoots them, fucks hooker, game over

Broke her taint when her mom's car rolled backward pinning her against wall while she was getting a quadruple bypass. Car backed up while she was inspecting damage from hitting a wall.

• I broke my vagina—not from sex but from mom's car pinning me against wall during her bypass

No set recap for this appearance.

Sara performs about not knowing if she's supposed to be a comedian, overanalyzing everything, needing stranger approval, being a lonely masochist child who caught bees for fun. She discusses unhappiness, apps for happiness, and a vibrator app she deletes after 6 minutes.

• Used to catch bees as kid, discovered she's a masochist.
• Every night downloads vibrator app, deletes it 6 minutes later.

Sara jokes about her Persian name Mostajabi being perceived as too intense. She discusses her father and ethnic stereotypes about Persians, including references to hairy bodies and Cosby sweaters.

• Last name Mostajabi too intense but she hasn't screamed jihad
• Legend: say name three times, Persian dad in Cosby sweater chokes you

45-second set about 3-year on-and-off relationship with no sex, offered 'full access pass to amusement park', has taken vow of celibacy, only 'one fuck in pants' she needs.

• 3-year relationship with no sex, offered amusement park full access
• Only one fuck in pants is all she needs

Sara discusses going to E3 video game convention, being one of few girls, and describes three types of guys at gaming events.

• E3 convention like crossing Texas border as non-white non-male.
• Three types of gaming guys: perverts, terrified ones, overconfident ones.

Discusses getting out of three-year relationship and having benign tumor removed. Uses Capri Sun metaphor for relationships: tiny hole of opportunity, three minutes of deliciousness, then trash. Ends with accidental self-harm joke about making progress.

• Relationships like grabbing cold Capri Sun: tiny hole, three minutes of deliciousness, then trash.
• Cut herself today but it was accident; says she's making progress.

Sara jokes about going to school for video game design and being unemployed, comparing it to an English degree with no future prospects.

• Video game design degree is February version of English degree - no future anywhere.

Sara performs about her mood affecting her comedy writing, penis insecurity, wanting to see dick pics even when they're gross, and the challenges of being a touring comedian.

• Dick pics are like car crash on freeway, you hope for imperfections
• Boys show weird-looking dicks to girls hoping they put near their body

Sara joked about being half Iranian and half European with Cherokee heritage, her father offering an all-expenses-paid trip to Iran, and the dangers of being 'sexy' in Iran.

• Father offers Iran trip, misinterprets 'get stoned' request
• Fears being beaten to death in Iran for being sexy

Set about not being ready to be a mom and her issues with parenting. References throwing up for 20 years and dark parenting scenarios.

• Mom carrying dog on arms while dragging child on leash
• Only parenting dream involved putting paper on baby's face

Material about being bisexual and disappointing parents, not wanting threesomes with other men, sleep-emailing people about kittens instead of hunting, and relationship disappointment.

• Bisexual because one gender disappointing not enough, now disappointing two ways
• Sleep-internet surfing and emailing people about kittens instead of duck hunting
• Parents think threesomes will happen but she doesn't want other men involved

Set about being bisexual and expectations of threesomes, disappointment in both genders, and balancing comedy with other responsibilities. Demonstrates growth and callback material.

• Being bisexual means doubling disappointment by getting let down by both genders
• When you like girls, last thing you want is a guy ruining it
• Bisexuality comment about doubling money on disappointment

Bisexuality bit using Cat Dog cartoon comparison. Story about dating woman with Porsche, being friendzoned then invited to strip club.

• Bisexual preference defined by early 2000s cartoon Cat Dog.
• Went out with woman, got friendzoned but then invited to strip club.

Sara performed one-liners about sneezing being equivalent to 1/10th of an orgasm and how she learned to masturbate with pepper. She discussed her sexuality confusion and inability to flirt effectively.

• Sneezing stimulates nerves equivalent to 1/10th orgasm, learned to masturbate pepper
• Spent hour at strip club unsure which way her sexuality swings

Sara's set about spending excessive time cleaning underwear despite not caring, and comedic observations about women's underwear preferences and men's expectations.

• Spend too much time cleaning underwear nobody will see

Mom says find God; jokes about Google answering questions; emotional 'hard-ons' for love; PayPal joke; easy to get partners.

• Google only man that answers me, get emotional hard-ons
• PayPal metaphor about female sexuality accessibility

Set about buying her own apartment, drinking alone daily, missing her dog, moving next to a state pre-K school and the implications of what that means.

• Drinking alone nightly and misses her dog
• State pre-K nearby means students had to do something to get there

Sara discusses how video games defined her sexual identity, specifically playing as female characters and fantasizing about women with ample curves like Lara Croft.

• Video games defined sexuality; got into beating women in outfits
• Haircut inspired by Final Fantasy 13 means 12 fantasies beforehand