Matty Chymbor
Matty Chymbor has performed on Kill Tony 4 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Story about going to Jamba Juice, being compared to Justin Bieber by a girl (normally gets Ellen), getting brain freeze and using tongue-on-roof trick, girl calling him out again as 'fucking gay'.
- At Jamba Juice, girl said he looks like Justin Bieber
- Got brain freeze, used tongue-roof trick, girl called him gay again
Matty told jokes about dating smarter girls and getting confused during dirty talk, then compared it to not understanding test questions, and made a joke about the Ten Commandments.
- Only date girls smarter than me—get confused when they talk dirty.
- She wanted me to quote the seventh amendment during sex.
Matty discusses his headshot being rejected before introduction, women turning him down based on profile pictures, and his nine years in entertainment.
- Roommate showed sister my headshot; she rejected photo before meeting.
Jokes about first date planning struggles, comparing awkward date venues like sailing trips or caves. Uses sailing boat anecdote about an owner potentially making moves on his date.
- First date ideas from internet are unrealistic - sailing, meeting parents, or hiking in cave.
- Worried guy on boat will try to seduce date while he steers the yacht.