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Gabe Killian

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: February 8, 2016Latest: July 29, 2013

Gabe Killian has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #9 Bucket Pull · July 29, 2013

No set recap for this appearance.

Kill Tony #3 Bucket Pull · June 17, 2013

Gabe performs dark one-liners about racism, murder, being a drag queen, STDs, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and a joke about snatching an old lady's purse.

  • Used to be racist, not anymore; Black people beat me up.
  • Snatched old lady's purse, only had four dollars; spinning backfist.
Kill Tony February 8, 2016 Bucket Pull · February 8, 2016

Gabe delivered quick one-liners about depression after masturbation, quitting the internet to avoid weed warnings, boneless chicken wings, and masturbation jokes.

  • Feels depressed after masturbating, but afraid to admit it.
  • Quit the internet instead of quitting weed to avoid health warnings.
  • Boneless chicken wings are inferior to regular wings.