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Kill Tony Big Jay Oakerson, Mike Lawrence

📅 January 9, 2017 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 9 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Big Jay Oakerson · Mike Lawrence

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Lineup

1

Anthony Grabbert

Set: Grabbert discussed getting high on whipped cream, erectile dysfunction, discovering he's gay through a doctor, and meeting people on dating apps. He concluded with an impression of a gospel singer who lost her faith.

Interview: Tony and panelists made physical observations comparing him to Leonardo DiCaprio being eaten by a bear. Discussion covered his 2.5 years of stand-up in San Diego, unemployment, video game testing background, and music taste.

Bits:
  • Gained 47 lbs huffing whipped cream while developing erectile dysfunction
  • Doctor revealed he's gay after failed erectile dysfunction treatments
  • Met gay people on Grindr and OkCupid instead of Hell
Moments:
  • Big Jay compares Grabbert to Leonardo DiCaprio being eaten and eating his way out of a bear
2

Jarell Benasfere

Set: Benasfere talked about quitting Target after being bullied by an autistic coworker who called him a 'sweaty burrito' while he got in trouble for calling the coworker 'Asberger.' He discussed dating a cop who puts a gun in his mouth during sex.

Interview: He was revealed to be Filipino, works at Amazon now, is dating a cop and lives with her, and prefers PS4 to Xbox One. Discussion covered whether the gun-in-mouth story was real and detailed their sexual relationship.

Bits:
  • Got sent to HR for calling autistic coworker 'Asberger' after being called 'sweaty burrito'
  • Girlfriend cop puts gun in his mouth during sex without warning
Moments:
  • Tony and panelists make extensive Surf Ninjas and jungle references to his Filipino ethnicity
  • Revealed he actually dated the cop in high school and recently reconnected with her
3

Melissa Eslinger

Regular

Set: Eslinger talked about choking on a lifesaver, flunking out of therapy after being too paranoid to discuss her issues, and arguing with her therapist about who was more professional.

Interview: Tony and Big Jay noted her extreme nervousness and fidgeting with the microphone stand. Discussion covered how she was previously a regular but her anxiety issues never improved, and advice to own her neurotic persona.

Bits:
  • Choked on lifesaver which fortunately has a hole in it
  • Flunked therapy by discussing mommy issues instead of paranoia
  • Argued with therapist about who's more professional after 7 years in therapy
Moments:
  • Visibly shaking and nervous throughout set, fidgeting excessively with microphone stand
  • Big Jay notes this is a huge improvement from her previous nervous performances
4

Mystery Dan

Set: Mystery Dan (real name Scullin Dan Scullin) performed political commentary on fake news stories about Trump, MSNBC, and media coverage, discussing how convincing networks are with their reporting.

Interview: Tony and guests were extremely impressed by his unique appearance, comparing him to George Carlin, a Cosby sweater wearer, and asking about his background. He revealed he's from Hubbard, Ohio, was a lawyer for decades, and only started comedy 3 months ago.

Bits:
  • Trump winning the election picked up by every network as convincingly fake news
  • MSNBC acting whiny and convincing with crazy appointments for Trump administration
Moments:
  • Tony expresses extreme enthusiasm, calling him one of the greatest guests ever
  • Revealed he came out as gay at 44 years old after living closeted as lawyer in Ohio
  • Big Jay invites Mystery Dan to return anytime and calls him one of favorite guests
5

Zach Stein

Set: Stein discussed depression and how stand-up is one of few things making him happy. He made dark jokes about suicide, calling himself too brave to take the cowardly way out despite suffering from depression.

Interview: Tony highlighted his notably visible erection during sets, calling it his 'monster dick.' Discussion covered his hair salon management job in Santa Monica, 5.5 years of stand-up, recovery from alcohol/drug abuse, and his large genitals.

Bits:
  • Depression makes stand-up one of few things that make him happy
  • Too brave to take the cowardly way out by suicide despite suicidal ideation
Moments:
  • Extended discussion of his notably large and visible penis in his pants during performances
  • Revealed he stopped drinking and using drugs, leading to improved mental health
6

Jerome Tennison

Set: Tennison, a first-year high school AP Calculus and integrated math teacher, described a fight breaking out between two Korean students while he was working on Kill Tony jokes. He called security but didn't know the number, using his voice to try breaking up the fight.

Interview: Discussion covered his first year teaching high school, his girlfriend who is black, and his interests in various pornography categories. Tony made references to his future comedy about his crackhead uncle who stole his basketball card collection.

Bits:
  • Student called another's Scantron 'dumb ass' starting fight during quiet test
  • Called security but didn't know the number, used deep voice to stop fight
Moments:
  • Big Jay expresses strong liking for Jerome despite being programmed differently
  • Revealed his girlfriend is 17 and he's dating a high school student as a teacher
7

Jihan Sabir

Set: Sabir discussed her obsession with an A&E Scientology miniseries, noting it's the 'Fooey of religions for us by us.' She contrasted it with Mormonism and described attending a black Baptist church where the pastor quoted Big Sean.

Interview: Extended section revealing that Pat Reagan (bandmember Jeremiah Watkins in Westworld character) had previous sexual relations with Jihan. Discussion included details about their encounters, where they finished, and the entire audience reacting with shock.

Bits:
  • Scientology is the Fooey of religions made for white people, replacing Mormonism
  • Pastor at black Baptist church quoted Big Sean about sinners and trouble
Moments:
  • Pat Reagan reveals he had sexual relations with Jihan on show, details emerge about multiple encounters
  • Extended back-and-forth about where Pat finished, with audience guessing anal, belly button, titties
8

Ali Macofsky

Set: Macofsky, with her mother in attendance, discussed wondering whether she has her mother's or father's genitals, comparing her niece's features, and asking her mom if her vulva hangs to the left.

Interview: Her mother was revealed to be in attendance. Discussion covered Ally's upcoming move to New York on a one-way ticket after a room fell through, her continued focus on vagina jokes, and jokes about her mother's genitals.

Bits:
  • Wondering if she has her mom's or dad's genitals, can't ask family
  • Contemplating asking her mom and dad about vaginal features in their family
Moments:
  • Her mother is in the audience and comes on stage for interview
  • Announced she's leaving for New York on a one-way ticket after room arrangement fell through

Set: Moomjean joked about the Central Valley being ugly and full of ugly people. He discussed trying to lose weight through exercise and joining a cult called Herbal Life that made him lose 15 lbs. He referenced being mistaken as 'guys like you and me' by a 400 lb man.

Interview: Tony noted he made a running joke comparing Jeremiah (the teacher who should be heavier) to Paul. Discussion was brief and cut short due to time constraints.

Bits:
  • Central Valley is hideous with ugly people who have to look at each other
  • Joined Herbalife cult and lost 15 lbs but nobody cares
  • 400 lb man saying 'guys like you and me' was offensive grouping
Moments:
  • Tony reveals Moomjean threw Jeremiah under the bus with fat joke