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Kill Tony Kirk Fox, Earl Skakel

📅 August 1, 2016 📍 Los Angeles, CA Comedy Store Belly Room 🎤 7 comedians ⭐ 1 regular

Guests: Kirk Fox · Earl Skakel

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Lineup

1

Quinton Alston

Set: Discusses being half black and half white with jokes about his genitals and confusing the Titans movie trilogy with Remember the Titans.

Interview: Talked about his small stature resembling Blake Griffin, his construction job moving light objects, and his military parents. Received coaching on how to tag his jokes better.

Bits:
  • I'm half black and half white, bottom half isn't black, it's small
  • Saw Titans trilogy confused Remember the Titans with action films about gods
Moments:
  • Earl and Kirk coach him on tagging jokes and material structure
2

Darran Davis

Set: Describes getting robbed at gunpoint; the robber cries when learning victim's girlfriend is named Isabella. Makes joke about Trump winning presidency and holding beauty pageant for first lady.

Interview: Works at a Lexus dealership in guest services programming navigation and Bluetooth. Lives with family in the valley. Accepted to Cal State Northridge for creative writing.

Bits:
  • Robber gets emotional learning victim's girlfriend is named Isabella, lets her go
  • Trump will divorce and hold beauty pageant for first lady with Steve Harvey
Moments:
  • Tony and Earl praise the Isabella callback joke as strong material
3

Lonelle Price

Set: Rapid-fire jokes about girlfriend's three-year anniversary, bank robber Uber driver, and roommate watching latex fetish videos. Jokes about creepy roommate habits and fart anxiety.

Interview: Earl asks clarifying questions about set topics. Discussed his living situation with 15 guys in a hostel, Lyft driver job, background acting work, and appearance on HBO show 'I'm Dying Up Here'.

Bits:
  • Girlfriend left me for guy in St. Louis, caught roommate watching latex fart videos
  • My dick is two inches from the ground, physically impossible height joke
Moments:
  • Rapid unclear delivery makes jokes hard to understand, told to slow down
  • Earl whispers question about Uber midway through set, Tony laughs
4

Dan Nolan

Set: One-liner heavy set about penguins mating for life, donating body to math instead of science, spoofing optimist/optometrist, supporting small businesses, and shower masturbation called 'master bathing'.

Interview: Discussed recovery from heroin addiction, new healthcare through Obamacare/real job, dog walking dispatch app work, living situation, and guitar playing. Got coaching on delivery.

Bits:
  • Penguins mate for life, I wish I'd known before fucking them
  • Jerking off in shower should be called master bathing not masturbation
  • Wanted to donate sperm but need college degree, left it on bus
Moments:
  • Tony praises his progression as one-liner beast, Dan minimizes achievement
  • Earl asks invasive questions about heroin addiction and sexual acts
  • Tony criticizes his interview closing as ruining strong set impression
5

Kevin Mack

Set: One month into comedy, covers racial material about white guilt allowing black guy to have sex with girlfriend, compares slurs, makes dirty ghost KKK joke.

Interview: Professional actor on NCIS and Cold Case, grew up in Detroit projects as only white kid. Basketball scholarship to Eastern Michigan. Single father of three years. Sobriety after one drunk incident at 18 led to jail.

Bits:
  • Let black guy have sex with girlfriend, made ghost costume from dirty sheets
  • White people have no equal slurs, gave ourselves 'wigger' as worst one
Moments:
  • Trump visibly uncomfortable with racial material, shows disapproval
  • Kirk notes he's been acting professionally, now new to stand-up
  • Tony coaches him on less cool stage presence and preparation
  • Reveals he drank goldschlager once at 18, fought multiple men, arrested
  • Discusses foursome with two porn stars and stripper
6

Vanessa Johnston

Regular

Set: Disneyland cancer warning signs joke, tourists not wanting God's word as souvenir, preaching in children's hospitals where kids on morphine will believe anything.

Interview: Confirmed recent Disneyland visit, discussed favorite Indiana Jones ride and embarrassment about enjoying it. Talked about swingers couples at Disneyland trying to recruit her boyfriend.

Bits:
  • Disneyland has cancer warning sign greeting, combines with religious preaching joke
  • Preach at children's hospitals where morphine addicts believe anything
  • Swingers couples at Disneyland want to slip you a mickey
Moments:
  • Jeremiah makes clever callback about pulse nightclub, Tony shuts it down
  • Tony praises her recent advancement in joke quality over past weeks
7

Eric Carter

Set: Southern accent observations comparing to California dude at Jamba Juice. Parents divorced when nine. Dad and uncle repeatedly ask about mom to get five dollars. Punchline: made fifteen an hour.

Interview: Still driving for Uber. Long-time regular on show. Tony praises his authentic voice over stereotypical Southern impressions.

Bits:
  • Dad, uncle, and grandfather each visit asking if mama home for five dollars
  • Getting five bucks three times from family visits equals fifteen an hour
Moments:
  • Tony praises his authentic voice over fake Southern impressions