Eric Carter
Eric Carter has performed on Kill Tony 15 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.
Appearances
Mississippi hometown stories about obesity and pregnant teens. England travel observations comparing women to Kate Middleton or Nanny McPhee. Smart political commentary blaming socialism.
- Mississippi obesity and pregnant teenagers so similar hard to distinguish.
- UK women either look like Kate Middleton or Nanny McPhee, blames socialism.
Eric discusses Hillary Clinton and Mississippi, his discovery of his overbite through a luchador mask, hipster haircuts called 'Hitler stirrers', and works at a Mexican restaurant called Camacho's where they call him names.
- Never realized how big his overbite was until putting on luchador mask
- Hipsters with 1930s German haircuts should be called Hitler stirrers
- Works at Mexican restaurant where they call him names like Loco and El Diablo Blanco
Eric did Southern accent comedy about camping hipsters, living in gay communities in LA, and restrictions on what he can say as a Southern man in LA.
- Hipsters claim camping but only overdosed at Coachella
- Gay communities are better than straight ones for safety
Southern newcomer to LA discusses taking the metro and getting lost in Armenia instead of Beverly Hills, then pivots to oil rig work and makes jokes about his black friend who was burned in a fire.
- Got lost on metro, went to Armenia instead of Beverly Hills
- Black friend burned in fire two years ago, still pretty burned up
- Works with oil rig operators, they're pieces of shit
Eric, a fan favorite returning performer, does Southern material about California differences, youth hostel stay in Hermosa Beach, pug encounter, and creepy Japanese roommate with Kleenex box. High-energy delivery throughout.
- Skinny jeans in South called women jeans; vegetarians called f*ck.
- Japanese roommate with Kleenex box by pillow never blows nose; Pokemon tugging.
Eric Carter discusses being from Mississippi, living in California for 5 months, and stereotypes about Colombians and Southern identity. He makes observations about diversity, confederate flags, and his experience learning French.
- Just as much confederate flags in Orange County as in the South
- Bought more pistols in Dana Point than Death Valley
Newcomer from Mississippi doing man card confiscation jokes: doesn't watch football, wears skinny jeans, eats tofu; includes joke about Obama running over a cat.
- Confiscating man cards from non-football watchers, skinny jeans wearers, and tofu eaters.
- President Obama made noise and ran over a cat.
Eric does Southern regional material about California terminology like 'karma' and 'first world problems,' making fun of how Californians talk. Strong delivery with distinct voice and confidence.
- Karma is candy ass term; first world problems will get you third world problems
Southern accent observations comparing to California dude at Jamba Juice. Parents divorced when nine. Dad and uncle repeatedly ask about mom to get five dollars. Punchline: made fifteen an hour.
- Dad, uncle, and grandfather each visit asking if mama home for five dollars
- Getting five bucks three times from family visits equals fifteen an hour
Southern comedian discusses his accent intimidating people in LA, bounty hunting days in Mississippi, and juggling multiple jobs while doing comedy.
- Southern accent makes it easy to scare people in LA; double-edged sword
- Bounty hunting in Mississippi required juggling Ford F-150, gun, cigarettes, obstacles
Southern accent comedy about stereotypes, oil rig work in North Dakota, and coworkers with extra chromosomes. Material plays heavily on his accent making mundane statements funny.
- Southerners stereotyped as stupid but maybe they should be stereotyped as smart or well-endowed.
- Coworker on oil rig smoked meth for 6 years, visible extra chromosomes, dad saved him in El Camino.
Eric (from Mississippi) discusses being sick of Facebook users getting likes off dead people, crystal meth, NASCAR, camouflage, and a confusing joke setup that doesn't have a clear punchline.
- Facebook users get likes using dead people's profiles for engagement.
Eric does Southern-fried offensive material about Jewish people, Black women, stereotypes, and planned business ideas like 'Dykes and Coins' bar. Discusses getting identity stolen on BlackPeopleMeet.com.
- Plans to open 'Dykes and Coins' bar on Sunset Boulevard
- Got identity stolen from BlackPeopleMeet.com instead of dating
- Saw pierced broad and Jewish people with hats first in Hollywood
Eric discussed getting drunk in Hollywood on the 405 freeway, wanting to be a time traveler after seeing Michael J. Fox's condition, commented on Brad Pitt being Billy Bob Thornton's leftovers, and enjoying Southern California life.
- Time travel dream ended after seeing Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's
- Brad Pitt is always Billy Bob Thornton's leftovers
First time doing comedy. Stories about leaving mobile home in trailer park for California, working as dishwasher, living situation improvements.
- Left mobile home in trailer park for California with better water pressure.