Kill Tony #109 — Bryan Callen, Brody Stevens
Guests: Bryan Callen · Brody Stevens
Lineup
Tam Pham
Set: Tam discusses his unfortunate name combination (Tam + Pham), his stubbornness, and jokes about Dr. Seuss references and being the only Asian person with a Hitler haircut.
Interview: Tony questions why Tam only does 53 seconds instead of a full 60, discusses his dirty Tam Pham shirt, and Bryan suggests expanding beyond the shirt promotion material.
- Mom named him Tam despite marrying man with last name Pham out of stubbornness
- Only good reason to name kid Tam Pham is if you lost bet to Dr. Seuss
- Asian person with Hitler haircut - unique look nobody has seen before
- Tony calls out Tam for only doing 53 seconds of a 60-second set
- Bryan suggests Tam expand beyond the shirt promotion material
- Brody makes racist joke about Vietnamese people being good at caring
Set: Eric discusses Hillary Clinton and Mississippi, his discovery of his overbite through a luchador mask, hipster haircuts called 'Hitler stirrers', and works at a Mexican restaurant called Camacho's where they call him names.
Interview: Tony praises Eric's comedic style, but Eric admits he repeated material. Discussion covers his voice, accent, writing process (classical music, showers, toilet), and his interest in classic actors and comedians.
- Never realized how big his overbite was until putting on luchador mask
- Hipsters with 1930s German haircuts should be called Hitler stirrers
- Works at Mexican restaurant where they call him names like Loco and El Diablo Blanco
- Eric admits to repeating material he didn't realize was a repeat
- Brody coaches Eric to keep doing the accent for as long as possible
- Bryan criticizes Eric for wearing a bad shirt and suggests cowboy hat instead
- Bryan brags extensively about his show credits and creating Jeff Dunham's career
Set: Renata discusses being from Russia, her conservative mother's reaction to seeing a gay couple in Seattle, jokes about Googling Mitch Hedberg to ensure originality, and makes wordplay about MILF/FILM anagrams.
Interview: Bryan and Brody praise her confidence and stage presence, discuss her background in Seattle, and suggest moving the mic stand and expanding her material beyond the oil/coffee bit.
- Mom worried about gay couple's children all being gay, not understanding they can be different
- Used to Google Mitch Hedberg jokes to ensure he didn't write them first
- MILF and FILM are same letters - wordplay about dyslexic men going to film school
- Brody switches from negative to positive energy when Renata performs
- Bryan encourages her to move the mic stand to command the stage better
- Bryan invites Renata to perform on the Friday Death Squad show
Set: Jesse advocates for men being able to wear shorts without losing respect, comparing to women's freedom with dresses. He repeats the punchline 'these are my knees let them breathe' multiple times for emphasis.
Interview: Tony critiques Jesse's effort and joke construction, noting he just talks about shorts without real jokes. Discussion covers his age (23), job as analyst, move from Philadelphia, and wearing knee brace while promoting knees breathing freely.
- Men can't be respected in shorts while women get to wear dresses freely
- Repetitive punchline: 'these are my knees let them breathe' repeated multiple times
- I haven't pooped in two days joke about being full of something
- Pizza delivery person appears on stage instead of Jesse initially
- Tony harshly critiques the set for lacking actual jokes, just talking
- Brody defends and encourages Jesse despite Tony's harsh criticism
Set: Bianca discusses being from Czech Republic with a black father she never met, her mother's summer romance in Africa with a black man, her mixed-race identity, and joking about settling down due to expiring visa.
Interview: Bryan praises her effort and English despite it being a second language. Discussion covers her time in America (5 years), stand-up history, attending film school, relationship status, and visa expiration timeline.
- Mom says she reminds her of best summer in Africa having sex with black man on beach
- Ready to settle down at 25 not from biological clock but expiring visa
- Father left to get Seitan, never returned after beach encounter
- Bryan and panel enthusiastically praise her effort and confidence
- Bryan invites her to perform on Friday Death Squad show
- Panel pushes for her boyfriend to propose to save her visa
Set: Mark discusses quitting his job without a plan, mentions his family's struggle with his learning disability (dyslexia), his mother's behavioral approach to the diagnosis, and the school calling about his condition.
Interview: Tony questions the joke structure and criticizes Mark for not having actual jokes. Discussion covers his stand-up timeline (9 years with 8.5 year break), cities lived in (Boston, Toronto, LA), his Uber driver job, and his grandfather's name change.
- School called about dyslexia, mother punished him by taking away TV
- Grandfather changed Armenian last name to 'Stevens' for 1950s radio career during Red Scare
- Tony challenges Mark about having no actual jokes in the set
- Brody defends Mark's set as fine while acknowledging Tony's point
- Mark reveals family history of name change for career protection
Set: Sara discusses not wanting to have kids or be pregnant, fears of having a daughter like herself, a moth flying off her wrist, and jokes about the tooth fairy as a creepy nocturnal visitor.
Interview: Tony asks about having children, notes her physical attractiveness, and encourages her to embrace her sexuality rather than play it down ironically. Brody suggests hitting the material harder and being clearer about the joke.
- Afraid of having daughter exactly like her, would be unbearable to deal with
- Moth flew off her wrist requiring mention to get it out of the way
- Tooth fairy is creepy woman coming in room at night taking body parts
- Bryan makes extended commentary about her attractiveness and sexuality
- Brody encourages her to hit the material harder and be more direct
Set: Kim discusses her wild friend who gambles by having sex without condoms, talks about her friend having sex with four guys at once, describes the different hole arrangements, and jokes about the fourth guy in corner and meat consumption.
Interview: Tony and panel praise her confidence and new material. Brody suggests visual additions to the joke like a fourth guy being gay or in charge of cleanup. Discussion covers expanding the joke and potential punchlines.
- Friend has sex with guys without condoms, describing it as 'gambling'
- Four guys scenario - three holes filled, fourth guy in corner tweaking nipple
- Friend probably smelled like dick for days, couldn't eat meat after hearing
- Panel praises Kim for strong confidence increase from previous appearances
- Brody suggests visual/scenario additions to expand the joke further
- Panel notes this is the realest set of the entire show