Kill Tony #181 — Jade Catta-Preta, George Perez
Guests: Jade Catta-Preta · George Perez
Lineup
Set: Set about her name pronunciation difficulties, traveling from Anaheim, people confusing her about basketball due to her height, and discovering she's 66 years old.
Interview: Discussed her work with autistic children, living in Nigeria as a teacher, and romantic experiences. Conversations ranged from green card appeal to Nigerian accent humor.
- If I was your height, I'd be in the NBA dunking from half court
- Didn't know Black people have Neil as a name until meeting Christian, Solomon and Neil
- Brian Redband made Nigerian accent moans on his soundboard, causing comedians to react with shock
- Jade gives Yema coaching on her material about the dribbling joke
Set: Set about discovering his father wipes his ass with towels during a family vacation in Dallas, leading to arguments about hygiene and family dynamics.
Interview: Discussed living in Burbank, performing at Flappers weekly, his natural backward delivery, his father's strange habits including spitting out windows, and his girlfriend of 2-3 years.
- Dad uses towels for ass-wiping; monogrammed brown towel reserved for this purpose
- Dad made him a drug dealer by giving dime bag to sell for five dollars
- Bear sound effect triggered twice in one episode, Jim went over time limit
- Pat Reagan suggests adding ghost peppers to father's towels as revenge
Set: Set about looking like Wonder Woman, extensive plastic surgery experiences, encounters with other plastic surgery enthusiasts, and botched procedures in Mexico.
Interview: Discussed running a show in a venue with a mummified clown, acting work including Botched, silicone implants bursting and nearly killing her, living in gentrifying LA, and working in a bakery in the ghetto.
- People assume shared plastic surgery experience makes them friends; butt bleaching joke
- Triple D silicone breast implants burst from over-time breakdown, nearly killed her
- Pat Reagan and Tuesday trade barbs; Tony cuts off long-winded interview
- Jade and audience react coldly to some of her material about gentrification
Set: Rapid-fire rant about friends vacationing in India, India's societal problems, smoking cigarettes, and sexual encounters with Black men while living in LA.
Interview: 22-year-old Indian comedian who writes for celebrity news, lives with parents, sexually identifies as a bottom, attracted to Black men, and aspires to interview celebrities.
- Why vacation in India where rape whistle is national anthem and stillborn is baby name
- Every cold lasting 2+ weeks convinces him he has AIDS from LA hookups
- Boxed wine as a person; LA fuck is the worst fuck
- Tony notes Sameer sounds like Roger the alien from American Dad and Phyllis Diller
- Jade coaches him to own his material more confidently on stage
- Brian makes 'R&B' pun when Sameer mentions Airbnbs for hookups
Set: Election humor about Trump/Nazi comparisons, Holocaust/soap dark joke, people arguing politics without expertise, and Mexicans being better at cleaning alive than dead.
Interview: 25-year-old regular on the show, on the poster, wrote 50 minutes of material, performs every week, and is a talented writer.
- Nazis turned Jews into soap; why turn Mexicans into soap if you think they're dirty
- People arguing politics online don't have expertise; they work at Bloomingdale's
- Pat and Vanessa have ongoing rivalry; they take shots at each other weekly
- Jade compliments Vanessa's comedy; Brian suggests they kiss
Set: Set about a Tinder date who wanted a 'full Black experience,' resulting in a gang-bang with friends on a dirty mattress, R. Kelly music, and Luke Cage references.
Interview: Works at a wheelchair company explaining insurance claims, wakes up at 5:30am, commutes on the 5 freeway from Soros area, drinks constantly, and dates heavier women.
- Eight friends gang-bang girl on dirty mattress with socks/hats while R. Kelly plays
- Only way to be more Black is if Luke Cage was on TV and cop shot everyone
- Danny appears very sleepy; was relegated to back room due to overcrowding
- Jade notices Danny can hide alcohol bottles in his dreads
Set: Character-driven set using French pirate accordion persona, jokes about intestines (semicolon), college bar encounters with sorority girls, and chocolate/dogs/shopping center women comparisons.
Interview: Real name is an acronym: Fran Rafael Edgar Norbe Celestine Herbart Abson Q. Headlined in 9 states, been in LA 2.5 weeks, lives in RV with two cats, previously worked at T-Mobile.
- Large intestine should be called a semicolon
- Women like shopping centers; more likely to be inside with cash
- Pat Reagan offers to collaborate on accordion music; French Accent interested
- Tony notes French Accent's jokes are too good for the character