Kill Tony #200 — Dave Attell, Ron White
Guests: Dave Attell · Ron White
Lineup
Set: Performed a song attacking misogyny, followed by jokes about breakups, cigarettes as organ donation, delivered in under 60 seconds with multiple interruptions.
Interview: Discussed live streaming web show (Sonicvoxcom) and waitressing at Flappers Comedy Club; primarily did songs rather than traditional stand-up, performs original material in short segments.
- I miss her like I miss my hymen; it hurts first but I'm glad it's gone.
- I smoke cigarettes because I'm an organ donor and want them to know they're used.
- Kelsey performed in song format with guitar, performing original songs about bisexuality and misogyny rather than traditional comedy jokes.
- Tony and panel repeatedly called out that her songs were too short (13 seconds), suggesting she could have built them out more.
Set: Performed dark material about rape fantasy, boyfriend dynamics, pill side effects, condom issues, cooking to prevent infidelity, and meth addiction in relationships. Set ran close to or over one minute.
Interview: One year into comedy, currently unemployed, just quit barista job downtown, in a relationship of one year with boyfriend living together, boyfriend writes all her jokes.
- Rape fetish joke about boyfriend not knowing it's authentic after she's raped him five times.
- Can't use birth control due to hormones, boyfriend can't wear condoms because he's black.
- Cooking for boyfriend and using meth addiction to keep him trapped as 'trap Queen'.
- Ron White complimented her joke-writing ability and asked who actually writes them, revealing boyfriend writes everything for her.
- Dave Attell shared personal connection story about meeting Sam's boyfriend and joking he was a 'male prostitute' when they met years ago.
Set: Material about being mistaken for Mexican or terrorist, pride in being American, overspending habits, hiring Mexican relatives for home repairs, and jokes about border wall and Trump.
Interview: From El Paso, Texas, been doing comedy for years, grows a beard, currently does telemarketing/construction work, was sober for 10 years until this moment, interested in tequila.
- Mistaken for Mexican or terrorist; proud American who overspends and hires Mexican relatives.
- Uncles do construction work for $20 and Bud Light; turns into party before job finishes.
- Never finishing border wall because Mexicans turn work into parties.
- Ron White remarked that Rafael 'appeared' magically when he opened tequila, calling him the 'genie that comes out of the tequila bottle.'
- Dave Attell joked Rafael looks like a Western movie character showing someone the wrong way to gold through Apache territory.
Set: Dark material about Hillary Clinton pedophile conspiracy, ancient philosophers, mother's grooming advice, extended joke about stroking without finishing. Set included disturbing imagery around child abuse.
Interview: Eight months into comedy, from Apple Valley, drives for Uber/Lyft, 21 years old, believes in conspiracy theories including QAnon, pizza gate, chemtrails.
- Hillary Clinton Democratic pedophile conspiracy; ancient philosophers had 'untapped knowledge in boy fucking.'
- Mother taught 100 strokes before bed; took years to finish without climaxing.
- Ron White made disturbing joke comparing Mike to a school shooter who would abuse children. Mike tried to defend himself.
- Ron advised him to start with the hair joke instead of conspiracy content, suggesting better structure would help.
- Despite heavy criticism, Ron complimented his balls for trying new material at only 8 months in.
Set: Material about smoking weed, annoying questions about hidden talents, writing bad jokes and convincing himself they're good, sarcastic delivery throughout.
Interview: Nine-year military veteran, works at Bubba Gump, lives with two roommate comedians trying to be actors, has 4-year girlfriend who studies anthropology, promotes stickers and comedy merch.
- Hidden talent: knowing how to make paint dry faster; dry humor about it.
- Writing bad jokes, crossing them out, running out of ink, convincing self it's good.
- Crowd went wild for Mikey's entrance and set, generating strong applause and engagement throughout.
- Dave Attell complimented him as 'one of you funniest young Vietnam veterans we've ever had.'
- Mikey referenced being on the jumbotron at Anaheim Ducks games, demonstrated intimidating arm gesture in hockey jersey.
- Forrest Gump trivia moment where Mikey answered about Jenny taking drugs on a ledge; crowd loved it.
Set: Material about large buttocks causing life problems, inability to run or get jobs, comparing body to diaper full of feces, criticism of God, commentary on 1970s music versus modern culture.
Interview: Age 61/62, discusses working out despite being overweight, references to heroin-addicted mother, described as talented performer despite provocative stage presence.
- Large ass causes inability to run upstairs; people question if it's real, grab it constantly.
- Ass looks like someone wore diaper for two months without changing, filled with feces.
- Commentary on 1970s music versus modern music; claims black people would kill performers for lip-syncing.
- Trump and Hillary characters appeared during Afrodyete's interview, creating chaotic political banter with her.
- Afrodyete mentioned having full sensation in her buttocks despite its appearance, leading to discussion about working out.
- Ron White made joke that 'Aphrodite is so black that she faded to black y'all can't see we see.'
Set: Dark material about sister with Down syndrome's birthday, friend bringing flowers, likely sexual activity in parking lot, girl with no nose, joke about seven-year-old shooting herself.
Interview: Three years comedy experience, from Vegas, works as debt collector for under-the-table operations, has scar from straight razor fight, recently proposed, has rough life history.
- Sister with Down syndrome turns 18; friend brings flowers, likely fucking in parking lot.
- Encountered girl with no nose; when asked where she got work done, she calls him asshole.
- Seven-year-old niece shot herself in the head but didn't die; finds it funny.
- Tony noted Michael's set was 'pure evil' and seemed genuinely disturbed but continued interview anyway.
- Michael revealed he collected debt from a guy with Down syndrome who got very angry; claimed they're 'really strong.'
- Michael described getting a scar from straight razor fight in Vegas at a barbershop, bit off man's lip.
- Michael claims mother's heroin addiction was so severe it would 'make Ray Charles look like a blind piano player.'
Set: Material about Google search results for bisexuality, checking orgasm status during sex, Googling acne color clothing, vaginal herpes vs acne confusion, loose/lose wordplay about partner leaving.
Interview: Dropped out of college to do comedy, doesn't drink alcohol, has strong social media fan base in Australia with sold-out shows, discusses comedy workload and fan worship.
- Googled how to tell if bisexual as teenager; now Googles if she's come during sex.
- During sex thought she was coming but didn't push guy; described as 'lose-lose' situation.
- Googled acne color shirt, also Googled vaginal herpes, worried it's acne migrating south.
- Ali performed 1 minute and 40 seconds in what Tony noted as exceptional, going well over time without problems.
- Tony mentioned she performed at the 100th episode as a regular, praising her consistency with new material weekly.
- Ali clarified she does a completely new minute every single week, which Tony noted as incredible workload.
- Ali sold out 10 shows in Australia, joked crowd 'worship me as God.'
Jace Ngo
Set: Material about scared-straight programs not working because kids aren't afraid of jail, suggesting 'scared-day-jobs' alternative where kids see McDonald's worker making $6.75/hour minimum wage.
Interview: Age 29, two years comedy experience, from Compton, claims friendship with Snoop Dogg, worked security before stand-up, did YouTube videos, moved to LA after deciding he was funnier than others.
- Scared-straight programs outdated; suggest 'scared-day-jobs' showing McDonald's $6.75/hour minimum wage.
- One joke about kids being afraid of low-paying jobs with multiple applause breaks.
- One-joke minute about not giving money to homeless people because they don't 'look homeless enough.'
- There's always one kid in high school good at flips; now she's waiting for barbecue to pop off.
- Jace's set generated three applause breaks within 60 seconds, unprecedented level of audience engagement.
- Tony described it as 'one of the all-time great fucking minutes ever on this show.'
- Ron White and Dave Attell heavily praised the tight premise and perfect execution; offered him spot at Ice House.
- Jace booked as opener for Ron White this Friday at the Grove in Anaheim for 10 minutes.