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Kelsey Lane

🎤 3 appearancesFirst: April 18, 2016Latest: September 2, 2019

Kelsey Lane has performed on Kill Tony 3 times. Every appearance below, with set summaries and timestamps.

Appearances

Kill Tony #389 Bucket Pull · September 2, 2019

Kelsey talks about buying a suction cup dildo from a sex shop, fucking every room in her apartment, and jokes about Trump building walls.

  • Buys suction cup dildo; wants concrete and brick to be better for fucking
Kill Tony #200 Bucket Pull · March 6, 2017

Performed a song attacking misogyny, followed by jokes about breakups, cigarettes as organ donation, delivered in under 60 seconds with multiple interruptions.

  • I miss her like I miss my hymen; it hurts first but I'm glad it's gone.
  • I smoke cigarettes because I'm an organ donor and want them to know they're used.