Kill Tony #337 — Tiffany Haddish
Guests: Tiffany Haddish
Lineup
Set: John discusses first drugs, being Catholic and confessing to parents about porn, and accidentally forgetting to delete porn search history on mom's computer.
Interview: Tony and panel grill John about his age (24), where he's from (Omaha, Nebraska), and his work at the YMCA. Discussion covers his bicycle riding, family closeness, and various sexual topics.
- Skipping weed as first drug, going straight to cocaine like skipping first kiss for anal
- Got caught looking at porn, didn't delete search history, mom was mad about spelling vagina with J
- Panel members repeatedly mock John's innocent appearance and childish demeanor throughout interview
Set: Kenny jokes about people with unusual name spellings, a girlfriend named Amy spelled differently, a shark shirt compliment, and a cat named Kitty.
Interview: Tony roasts Kenny's close-set eyes, discovers he's in the Navy, and challenges him to a push-up contest with band member Jeremiah. Panel discusses Kenny's dad being a beekeeper.
- Dating girl named Amy spelled differently, confusing at Starbucks ordering coffee
- Guy responds to shark shirt compliment by saying he's not gay but will suck dick
- Push-up contest between Kenny and band member Jeremiah, Kenny does half push-ups and loses
- Beekeeper joke setup after learning Kenny's dad is a beekeeper
Set: Sam's first-ever stand-up set tackles the death of his mother two years ago, discussing how family members use clichés while his sister named her daughter after his mother.
Interview: Tony elicits difficult details about Sam's mother's sudden fall in kitchen, resulting in cerebral hemorrhage and death on life support. Discussion of grief, family dynamics, and young Sam starting comedy at age 21.
- Sister named daughter after deceased mother, messing up sister's mind for life
- Emotional set about mother's death; panel respects gravity but probes for details
- Tiffany offers maternal support and encouragement to young performer dealing with loss
Set: Afrodyete delivers high-energy set about bad breath, comparing it to various unpleasant scenarios, mentioning church and stripper encounters, and references to her body.
Interview: Tiffany and panel discuss Afrodyete's work on her own podcast and shows, life updates, men, religion, and her plans to create a network for women. Chemistry between Tiffany and Afrodyete becomes very strong.
- Bad breath so strong you think person is talking from crack instead of face
- Men can't be trusted, will abandon you once you get pregnant, reference to prayer
- Panel goes wild over Afrodyete's physique, creates running joke about her body throughout interview
- Tiffany and Afrodyete's chemistry ignites; they discuss female empowerment and network creation
Set: Simon delivers jokes about expensive coffee tables, wife using handcuffs during sex to prevent violence, and Trump/Kim Jong-un golf tournament joke.
Interview: Tony discusses Simon's Croatian heritage, first time doing stand-up, wife, art preparation, college football injury settlement of quarter-million dollars, and night terrors/handcuff usage.
- Wife uses handcuffs during sex to prevent punching her in face while sleeping
- Trump and Kim Jong-un mono-a-mono golf tournament would get Trump vote in 2020
- Tony struggles with Simon's last name throughout interview, mispronounces repeatedly
- Revelation that Simon received large settlement from college for football injuries (CTE)
Set: William performs new minute about turtle dysmorphia diagnosis seeing turtle in mirror, joke about drinking mushrooms and hitting people with car, and various life anecdotes.
Interview: Tony praises William's consistent growth, discusses neck brace from escalator fall in Bethesda, his troll history, and storage unit work. Light roasting about appearance and fashion choices.
- Turtle dysmorphia - seeing turtle's head in mirror reflection instead of own face
- Got drunk, ate mushrooms, got in car and hit people, injured neck badly
- William's escalator fall story at Bethesda mall, wearing neck brace for 5 days
- Panel and Tiffany marvel at William's consistency despite visible aging each week
- Discussion of William's troll that tried to locate him; joke about cousin's bomb-making skills
Set: Malcolm, returning former regular, discusses getting weed thrown out of DC hotel, brother smoking in car, and life updates including car living.
Interview: Tony and panel celebrate Malcolm's return, discuss his experience in DC/Virginia, weed in hotel incident, and his current car-living situation.
- Was in DC, hotel in Virginia, brother got weed and smoked it in fridge
- Malcolm returns to stage as celebrated former regular; panel thrilled to see him back
- Malcolm performs new song with band, plays instrumental rap beat
Lucc
Set: Lucc, third-time performer, discusses being new to town, going to fake audition thinking it was real, being scared, and beatboxing ability.
Interview: Tony questions Lucc's fear and energy on stage, learns he's 36-year-old wedding DJ, discusses his beatboxing, and Tiffany goes on extended tangent about research, documentaries, and OJ Simpson.
- Went to audition that wasn't real, roommate pranked him pretending to be casting director
- Lucc claims to beatbox but produces poor sounds; panel mocks the attempt extensively
- Tiffany goes on tangent about research, documentaries, manipulation, and OJ Simpson for extended period